Fake MaryLaura

[Fake MaryLaura @FakeMaryLaura]

I’ll drink to that!

[Chris Vannini @ChrisVannini]

San Jose State RB Tyler Nevens has back-to-back 69-yard runs.

[Fake MaryLaura @FakeMaryLaura]

What’s the big deal? I’ve done this several times. Not only at Target, but Costco and Kroger too!

[Fake MaryLaura @FakeMaryLaura]

Rookie mistake

[Fake MaryLaura @FakeMaryLaura]

I’m gonna need thoughts and prayers from all of you. New diet starts today and does not include alcohol!!! 😫
So if you see me shaking and sweating you’ll know why #withdrawal

[Fake MaryLaura @FakeMaryLaura]

Pffftt...I’ve been using that tactic on Dougie for years! https://t.co/yRDYWVvAX0

[My Drunk Story @TheDrunkStory]

me as a parent https://t.co/wkrJ729Zgz

[Fake MaryLaura @FakeMaryLaura]

A typical wine pour for me. #bottomsup #ILikeWineMoreThanMostPeople

[Fake MaryLaura @FakeMaryLaura]

The best kind of alcohol is a lot

[Fake MaryLaura @FakeMaryLaura]

The Halloween pumpkin is carved to perfection!

[Doug Ricker @rdricker]

We can only hope we see some more of this during JoJo's home visits tonight on #TheBachelorette finale!

[Fake MaryLaura @FakeMaryLaura]

Hmmm.....that wasn't staged at all! Chase returns #TheBachelorette

[Fake MaryLaura @FakeMaryLaura]

When did dudes start wearing capris pants? #TheBachelorette

[Fake MaryLaura @FakeMaryLaura]

I know Jim Harbaugh could care less, but why wear a button collar shirt if you're not going to button the collar?

[Jared Hall @jared_hall22]

The DNC chair, that is resigning because of email scandal, is now part of the Clinton campaign...

I mean you can't make this stuff up.

[Fake MaryLaura @FakeMaryLaura]

Too many Voodoo buckets. #FML #StJohn

[Fake MaryLaura @FakeMaryLaura]

@dandakich I agree about not feeling sorry for players. But it's a 2-way street (Michigan telling Bielfeldt to move on)

[Fake MaryLaura @FakeMaryLaura]

I can relate

[Fake MaryLaura @FakeMaryLaura]

The doctor said I should drink more wine

Of course I'm the doctor...#SelfMedication

[Fake MaryLaura @FakeMaryLaura]

I don't have time for games...unless it's drinking games!!! #BeerPong #Quarters

[Fake MaryLaura @FakeMaryLaura]

When Dougie tells me we're out of wine