Jared Hall

professional gas passer

[Jared Hall @jared_hall22]

Y'all come back now ya hear? @CollegeGameDay

[Generation Jones @mglsite]

@NoContextBrits

[The Redheaded libertarian @TRHLofficial]

Did she get st*bbed in the neck or nah.

[Jared Hall @jared_hall22]

@LoLoByke Where would you be happy?

[Bo French @bofrench]

My politics are whatever removes these third worlders from America.

[Jared Hall @jared_hall22]

@matthewdmarsden People talk so much shit about Americans being the most arrogant fans of the world. You think they call em Boots in the Middle East, or South America? Lord have mercy on your stupidity. And eat shit.

[Jared Hall @jared_hall22]

This World Cup has made me hate soccer but love our USMNT more. I’ll be a rabid fan, foaming out the mouth every 4 years till I die.

[Jared Hall @jared_hall22]

@itscelyunique Should try out Brazil. Heard they’re pretty liberal.

[Adonis Storr @theadelites]

I cannot believe we have got to the point where a ball lightly touching the tips of someone’s hair is being measured by a Snickometer in order to disallow a goal.

The ball’s trajectory and spin were not affected at all.

The offside law was created to stop goal-hanging - it was never intended to be an exact science.

It was never created so that one day artificial intelligence could measure toenails offside and use a snicko to check if someone’s touched a ball.

It was created to stop strikers from man-marking goalkeepers all game.

VAR was meant to be reserved for clear and obvious decisions.

We used to understand that football is better and more entertaining when goals are scored.

That meant that for offsides: in case of doubt, the benefit was given to the attacker while in-line was always onside.

Now we’re using 3D generated AI technology to check toes to the millimetre and extreme microphones to measure minuscule decibels with the aim of disallowing goals and ruining football as a spectacle.

Do they ever ask if we want these changes, do they market test any of it?

What an extra time awaited us for the #Portugal v #Croatia game, unfortunately we will never get to see it thanks to the madness that VAR has descended into.

[Underwood Leashed @Underwood_szn]

If you want to better understand offside in soccer, think of it like this.

Anytime something super exciting happens its offside.

[Jared Hall @jared_hall22]

Back to back nights showing why soccer is a pitiful sport

[Kangmin Lee | 이강민 @kangminlee]

Israel wouldn’t do this

[Chris Manno @Mann_O_Steel17]

No joke, this is why Americans havent completely bought into soccer.

My Achilles would literally have to be stuck on the bottom of this dudes cleat for me to carry on like that.

This joker got the call, stood up, and played the rest of the match. And Balogun gets the rest of this match, and the next, a win or go home off the pitch.

Clown stuff

[Jared Hall @jared_hall22]

FIFA wasn’t ready for America to own every single sport on the planet. Have to protect their European cradle somehow.

[Yahoo Sports @YahooSports]

FIFA confirms there is no mechanism to appeal a World Cup red card, per The Athletic.

USMNT's Folarin Balogun will miss the team's Round of 16 match vs. Belgium after being red carded in tonight's win.

[Jared Hall @jared_hall22]

Because America owns all the others. Pretty simple.

[Tony on the boat @realfromtheboat]

How is this shit the most popular sport in the world.

[Jared Hall @jared_hall22]

So proud to be American. Couldn’t imagine being a miserable European

[Jared Hall @jared_hall22]

@MoneylineMafia_ Eat shit boiiiiiii

[Jared Hall @jared_hall22]

10 minutes of stoppage haha. This is a JOKE

[Jared Hall @jared_hall22]

Whole world rooting against America. We love it. Eat shit and die Europe.

[Jared Hall @jared_hall22]

Bosnia getting away with murder but we can’t run into folks. Right

[Jared Hall @jared_hall22]

So a foul that’s clearly not even intentional is a red? I’m so out on soccer dude haha