Fake Peter Olinto

Basically the fucking man with the plan to put you on your way to a CPA (and CFA thereafter). Suck it Gearty.

[Fake Peter Olinto @FakePeterOlinto]

I love Dropbox because dropbox is good stuff. back up your study materials people... NOBODY better than us http://t.co/cRekplf8

[Fake Peter Olinto @FakePeterOlinto]

On the lake. NASBA is weak as shit. @MHarris25 fuck those ninjas

[Fake Peter Olinto @FakePeterOlinto]

NASBA is as reliable as #myson

[Fake Peter Olinto @FakePeterOlinto]

Didn't know Drake was in a wheelchair? That's why his songs are so sad. #CPAjokes #GeartyBlows

[GSElevator @GSElevator]

#1: Do as I say because you can't do as I do.

[Fake Peter Olinto @FakePeterOlinto]

vaniller ice strikes again http://t.co/QX4RafaW #hooters

[Fake Peter Olinto @FakePeterOlinto]

Going out on the water in my boat #BigToe

[Nicole Polizzi @snooki]

Morning bitches!

[Fake Peter Olinto @FakePeterOlinto]

Listening to Vaniller Ice with @TimothyGearty in my pimped out pink Cadillac

[Tim Gearty @TimGearty]

I'd like to look like @FakePeterOlinto. The doctor comes in and goes "Mmm, I don't think we're going to be able to make you look that good."

[Fake Peter Olinto @FakePeterOlinto]

@TimGearty As long as you're ok with paying out of pocket. Elective surgeries are non-deductible medical expense, but you know that. #Pretty

[Fake Peter Olinto @FakePeterOlinto]

Listening to some "vaniller ice". #CPE

[Fake Peter Olinto @FakePeterOlinto]

@snooki is naming her first born after me, second born after @TimothyGearty

[Fake Peter Olinto @FakePeterOlinto]

When I say "2" you say "Soc". 2!
#AccountingRap #2PacIsAlive

[Fake Peter Olinto @FakePeterOlinto]

@TimothyGearty has a birthday coming up. Bought him 2 cases of highlighters. #BFF #ShhhItsASecret

[Fake Peter Olinto @FakePeterOlinto]

Oh, you're upset about having to study a lot? Just wait until you start saying "Ok-Bow-ah" financial statements in normal conversations

[Fake Peter Olinto @FakePeterOlinto]

Gotta love that point in studying when saying "Gearty" is automatically followed with a string of profanity. @DavidATracy @dschmidt271

[Fake Peter Olinto @FakePeterOlinto]

Ok, top of the next page... Don't forget the inverse relationship between your happiness and your chance of passing the CPA exam @Kokal18

[Fake Peter Olinto @FakePeterOlinto]

I heard Gearty isn't even a real CPA... just sayin'