Vitaly Petrov

The best Fake Russian F1 driver ever to have existed. Lots of Fake Rubles. Not-so-Fake Vodka overlord. Seriously there's nothing fake about my drinking problem.

[Vitaly Petrov @FakePetrov]

I am have party at @CaterhamF1 headquarters at current. BYOB. You need secret password or I not unlock door for you. Party poops outsides.

[Vitaly Petrov @FakePetrov]

@Fake_Oksana I forget how to England

[Vitaly Petrov @FakePetrov]

@Fake_Oksana immobilized

[Vitaly Petrov @FakePetrov]

@Fake_Oksana is little whiney man immortalized?

[Vitaly Petrov @FakePetrov]

Yeeees mirror visor no one suspect thing. #dontcrashdontcrashdontcrash

[Vitaly Petrov @FakePetrov]

Whoever normal drive this car have very tiny legs

[Vitaly Petrov @FakePetrov]

@FakeFernando Da. Luckily have Mercedes race suit. Plan is come in place now's.

[Vitaly Petrov @FakePetrov]

This Mercedes is very squash

[Vitaly Petrov @FakePetrov]

Look prouder #RussianGP #F1

[Vitaly Petrov @FakePetrov]

I am still start at pole no matters what scoreboard is say #RussianRules

[Vitaly Petrov @FakePetrov]

@fake_kvyat26 is because Bernie hate tall people's. Not because I drunk lots.

[Vitaly Petrov @FakePetrov]

@Fake_Oksana @Fake_Kimi sorry Kimi have seat down very good. You bring vodka?

[Vitaly Petrov @FakePetrov]

Who peel before eat? Out bit taste best "@Fake_Oksana: Vitaly Niet peel banana before eat, give more energy. Da."

[Vitaly Petrov @FakePetrov]

I wake up this mornings after much fun and think I might am father nows

[Vitaly Petrov @FakePetrov]

@FakeVivian Da???? YOU SAY DA?????

[Vitaly Petrov @FakePetrov]

@FakeVivian Выходи за меня замуж.

[Vitaly Petrov @FakePetrov]

@FakeVivian Yes nothing keep Vitaly away from show of cloth. Must as they say "works it"

[Fake Vivian Rosberg @FakeVivian]

Awwwww look who came at Amber Lounge Fashion Show!!! :) I miss you @FakePetrov! :(

[Vitaly Petrov @FakePetrov]

Can't have what hip westerners calls "hanging" "@Fake_Oksana: @FakePetrov I bring rubles. Now you stop twitter and you go train."

[Vitaly Petrov @FakePetrov]

Da, but the Snirnoff they refuse work with me after Christmas party. "@Fake_Oksana: I find new team for you. Da."