Fake John Pistole

This is not John Pistole but this is what he is really thinking! #AUchapel #Chartwells #AUwifi #boostersencore #TSA

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Cheap thrills am I right.

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Who dis, new phone?

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Do u actually go to AU if you don't post a picture of you drinking coffee and reading a book about Jesus

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Already had 5 chicken sandwiches this week. Gains

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I'm emo

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Nothing says I love to help and serve people than making a video about it and telling the whole world. Way to be humble #characterfirst

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Who wants to run this account highest bidder #myaustory

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My butt itches.

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Can't wait to get a picture with the real @PresPistole today

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If you're not sure what to do with it, butt chug it instead.

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Please go follow funniest account on campus https://t.co/DWGGmmIGLa

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Ravens, we wanted to give you some inspirational advice from Chewbacca himself. #FinalsWeekSoon #HangOnALittleLonger

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Well it's 4/20. The day a lot of people claim they have really bad "allergies" as their eyes are red from rubbing them.....

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@AU_Snark @TheAndersonion who dis, new phone.

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Friends, please vote for @adamdavid68 in your local primaries and in your hearts.

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@adamdavid68 @TheAndersonion #ShuntdawgForPresident

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ANDERSON,Ind. - Person running the @TheAndersonion account DM'd this picture to prove he is not a nark.

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@n1mporte_qui I will find all those Narks and they will be publicly shamed

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I've noticed the old Dativus guys don't care about the article. Its almost like they've been told they're terrible ppl by the paper before.

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There's going to be another active shooter drill in my house tonight 🙎🏼

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Honors Day? I hardly know her!