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The Andersonion proudly endorses an @adamdavid68 presidency with running-mate Ronald Regan 🇺🇸 #MakeAmericaShuntAgain

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Washington D.C. –– NASA confirms Cubs winning world series sent world into alternate timeline where reality TV stars win political contests.

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Student's overloaded bookshelf collapses under weight of textbooks. "I can't blame my books, I can only blame my shelf," the student said.

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Hi Betsy

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@ellenowen17 Just In: nearly 100% of federal judges afflicted with Alzheimer's disease overnight.

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@ellenowen17 Report: devastating leg eating bacteria sweeping across the nation.

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Pistole afraid of cemetery behind house. "After students leave for the summer, I get scared that zombies will rise up and take over campus."

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@ellenowen17 local student's car bursts into flames. Fire department places cause on fire mixtape.

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ANDERSON –– AU student throws away two plates of food from the MP and proceeds to make a post on social media about supporting Earth Day.

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ANDERSON, Ind. –– Passive shooter drill planned for tomorrow cancelled as shooter "didn't really feel like doing it."

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@FakePistole This just in: person running the Andersonion is definitely a nark

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EXPOSED –– @FakePistole has been unmasked as former Pres. Edwards : "The TSA got nothin on my twitter game" he said.

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@_AmandaWalsh_ BREAKING NEWS –– Andersonion Twitter becomes next major mining destination after prospectors label it as "pure gold."

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The Andersonion* Twitter is pure gold

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AUPD to begin carrying bazookas. "You never know when a M104 Abrams Tank will roll onto campus, so we want to be prepared" said Officer Jim.

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ANDERSON, Ind. –– AU Student Body informed that any opinions not validated in sidewalk chalk probably don’t exist at all.

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@ellenowen17 BREAKING: Butterfly which was accused of terrorizing Anderson student receives "not guilty" verdict.

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@JasonBoucouras @AU_Adelphi REPORT: Adelphi maintains its status as the hipster social club.

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@KatyColglazier BREAKING: Medical professionals now recommend a serving of snapchat every morning.

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ANDERSON, Ind. –– Pistole to hold open forum on open forums. Students requested to come with ideas for future open forums.