Amanda

It started with a Diet Coke addiction and ended with this.

[Amanda @_AmandaAven_]

I’m always dropping (not so) subliminal hints to Logan about how girls love getting flowers and he thinks they’re so dumb because they just die. So THIS DUDE had a CACTUS delivered to my apartment today.
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So sorry ladies, all ur boyfriends are cancelled because mines the best.

[Amanda @_AmandaAven_]

The Smallest Man Who Ever Lived has me fully forgetting that I’m a happily married mother of almost 2 #TTPD

[Amanda @_AmandaAven_]

I would give anything to allow myself to be and MLM, Rae Dunn girly. Truly, what a life.

[Amanda @_AmandaAven_]

My baby is officially “i understand why new moms chop their hair off” months old

[Amanda @_AmandaAven_]

I think I just made a purchase on Temu, but I’m not 100% sure.

Stay tuned for updates.

[Amanda @_AmandaAven_]

Not the waitlist😩😩😩😩

[Amanda @_AmandaAven_]

@Gibbys_Mom_ Literally the dream

[4ocean @4ocean]

30 million pounds of trash feels unreal 🤯

We're beyond stoked to have reached this incredible milestone with you all by our side.

Since 2017, we've officially removed over 30 million pounds of trash from the world's oceans, rivers, and coastlines!

[Amanda @_AmandaAven_]

Literally all my dogs do every day is test my patience.

[Amanda @_AmandaAven_]

I would desperately love to leave @netflix a -1000 star yelp review but that’s not possible so here we are. No more free password sharing + a decades worth of watch history (and a perfectly curated recommendation feed) deleted. I know this isn’t really a big deal but COME ON.

[Amanda @_AmandaAven_]

Nothings more humbling than your infant discovering the stretch marks THEY created😒

[Amanda @_AmandaAven_]

In case anyone cares, the most traumatizing thing you can ever do is shop for swimwear after having a baby lmao

[Amanda @_AmandaAven_]

This news just hits different now that I’m a parent. Yes it was tragic before and it’s still tragic now. But the thought of surviving day to day after your child is killed???? Incomprehensible.

[Amanda @_AmandaAven_]

It’s a gun problem. It’s a mental health problem. It’s a problem with access to mental health services. It’s a problem with health insurance coverage. It’s an affordable health care problem. It’s a money problem. It’s a greed problem.

[Amanda @_AmandaAven_]

My baby absolutely broke me last night and I am no longer the same woman. That is all.

[Amanda @_AmandaAven_]

@20Jgonzalez Probably not as nervous as we should have been😑

[Amanda @_AmandaAven_]

@MorganEGoetz

[Amanda @_AmandaAven_]

Controversial opinion, but meetings that could have been a email are what get me through the day

[Amanda @_AmandaAven_]

I know planet fitness is a no judgement zone, but I feel like groping your bf during a workout should be an exception to that

[Amanda @_AmandaAven_]

If anyone sees my baby in summer clothes this winter, don’t say a word. He fits in 9 mo. size clothes about 6 months too early