F. Scott Fitzgerald

You don't write because you want to say something, you write because you have to say something...

[F. Scott Fitzgerald @FakeSFitzgerald]

@SirPatStew It's that melancholy feeling you get when you think to yourself, "Is this beef jerky a gateway to cannibalism?"

[F. Scott Fitzgerald @FakeSFitzgerald]

Just one more reason to get a tapeworm!! What are you waiting for??? https://t.co/oByOZ9d3IJ

[nature @Nature]

Scientific artistry: Celebrating Nabokov’s phenomenal powers of noticing https://t.co/FEuXoHKq9P

[F. Scott Fitzgerald @FakeSFitzgerald]

When the office jerk sends an email "competent communication is the bear minimum requirement," and you reply all, "Let me maul this over..."

[The New York Times @nytimes]

A song-by-song look at what made George Martin the 5th Beatle https://t.co/uQyT9SNzNK

[The Thread @thethreadmpr]

The favorite foods of geniuses: Many great minds were picky eaters https://t.co/sEuMns79NI

[F. Scott Fitzgerald @FakeSFitzgerald]

The Oldest Book Store in America (and Possibly the World) Is Also Haunted https://t.co/FZRCVz0Btc via @mental_floss

[F. Scott Fitzgerald @FakeSFitzgerald]

How to Beat Writer's Block https://t.co/Hyq2B25CKT via @mkonnikova

[F. Scott Fitzgerald @FakeSFitzgerald]

@MPRnews Your kitten me!!! No more Internet Cat Video Festival???? #catvidcensorship #catvidfest

[F. Scott Fitzgerald @FakeSFitzgerald]

@MPRnews I think this story is just a yarn!! #catvidfest #catvidcensorship

[F. Scott Fitzgerald @FakeSFitzgerald]

@MPRnews I cat believe they won't do this anymore!!!! #catvidfest #catvidcensorship

[MPR News @MPRnews]

Cat-astrophe! No more Internet Cat Video Festival, says the Walker https://t.co/ryQbwFJytu

[F. Scott Fitzgerald @FakeSFitzgerald]

As I ponder my 128 characters, I wonder to myself, "why are there so many followers, yet so few leaders on Twitter?" #twitter #joke

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Picasso on Intuition, How Creativity Works, and Where Ideas Come From https://t.co/CTiJUhvnYr via @brainpicker

[F. Scott Fitzgerald @FakeSFitzgerald]

@JAGoodsell Agreed; I'm a fan of the Beatles too!

[F. Scott Fitzgerald @FakeSFitzgerald]

@jlitell @JAGoodsell Two bags of heparin go to a party a hematologist's house. As they leave he thanks them and they reply,"It was a HIT!"

[F. Scott Fitzgerald @FakeSFitzgerald]

@JAGoodsell That's because the CDC knows there is no "silver bullet" for gun violence, just lead ones from the NRA.

[F. Scott Fitzgerald @FakeSFitzgerald]

@JAGoodsell You can't take things "Lion" down.

[History Photographed @HistoryInPics]

Texting in the 80s.

[David Hirst @PaintwaterCloud]

Nothing is impossible in life...except taking a selfie of someone else.