Fake Samuel Rosenak

Yo peeps! I'm on Twitter! Time to tweet the day away like there ain't no tomorrow! #shalom

[Fake Samuel Rosenak @FakeSamRosenak]

Is it a coincidence that that moon is pure white after being "washed in the blood"? I think not.

[Fake Samuel Rosenak @FakeSamRosenak]

Dangit! Just checked my Hebrew calendar and I missed it by 2 days! #ohwell

[Fake Samuel Rosenak @FakeSamRosenak]

Outside looking for that Blood Moon. Looks pretty regular to me... I could sworn that was tonight.

[Fake Samuel Rosenak @FakeSamRosenak]

Papa John bringin' the word today. Talking 'bout how my Pharisee brethren were hypocrites #chosenones #yallneedYeshua

[Fake Samuel Rosenak @FakeSamRosenak]

Is Rand Paul Jewish? #thathairtho #purebred

[Jon Griffith @thejongriffith]

#WeTookTheMountains is LIVE! Download my latest 6-track album for free right now at http://t.co/ak9fy7sg2l!!!

[Ryan Schlesener @rmschlesener]

"Finding excuses is so much easier than finding solutions. Solutions require thinking and caring about others first." #SolveIt #NoExcuses

[Fake Samuel Rosenak @FakeSamRosenak]

Guys are always asking me how things are going with @sledgie14 and I. I'm just like "shofar, so good"!

[Fake Samuel Rosenak @FakeSamRosenak]

I love @artofmanliness I just wish their articles weren't so humanistic. #FaultyWorldview #ArtOfGodliness #ThornInTheFlesh

[Fake Samuel Rosenak @FakeSamRosenak]

Loving watching this heated match up between Israel and Kazakhstan! #FutbolRocks #MarchGladness

[Fake Samuel Rosenak @FakeSamRosenak]

@rmschlesener heck ya bro! House of Cards, a Cuban cigar, and all you can eat chinese buffet! #SignMeUp #PartyLikeTheApostles

[Fake Samuel Rosenak @FakeSamRosenak]

Oooh! Rabbi Ryan preaching today! Proud disciple right here! #abouttime @SixHix

[Fake Samuel Rosenak @FakeSamRosenak]

Just realized that Hozier isn't a Christian and the song "Take Me To Church" isn't about someone who needs a ride on Sunday morning. #oops

[Fake Samuel Rosenak @FakeSamRosenak]

My #mcm goes to @SixHix. Seriously, what a world-changer! Miriam is one lucky gal! #RabbiRyan #Ministry #SLT #Faith

[Fake Samuel Rosenak @FakeSamRosenak]

Love my brother @rmschlesener to death. Well maybe not to death, but I'd share my toothbrush with him. #nohomo #justholy

[Fake Samuel Rosenak @FakeSamRosenak]

Whoa! I've been waiting a lifetime for this! #holybeer #oldcovenant

[Fake Samuel Rosenak @FakeSamRosenak]

Looking for some new polos. Anybody have some they wanna get rid of? #LookinFresh #MustHaveAllTheButtons #FreeStuff

[Fake Samuel Rosenak @FakeSamRosenak]

#TBT to when I was bein' knitted together. #ThanksMama #WombWarrior

[Fake Samuel Rosenak @FakeSamRosenak]

Too much schmutzing in this world... Yeshua come quickly! #RaptureReady

[Fake Samuel Rosenak @FakeSamRosenak]

My #wcw has gotta be Jael. What a real woman, taking down Sisera and all. Heber the Kenite, you are one lucky guy!