Fake Secondary School

The quiet mutterings of what really goes on in a Secondary School in UK. Parody account. Not real at all. Sit vis nobiscum.

[Fake Secondary School @FakeSecSch]

Can I remind staff to obey the school speed limit of 5MPH when leaving this afternoon.

We don’t want the same problem as last year. Marty still hasn’t returned to achool as he is recovering from his injuries.

#teachertwitter #teachergoals

[Joanna Hardy-Susskind @Joanna__Hardy]

This you, sweetheart?

[Oliver Alexander @OAlexanderDK]

Why aren’t you wearing a suit?

Have you said “Thank you” to Greenland and Denmark for allowing you to have a base on Greenland?

[Sir Michael Take CBE @MichaelTakeMP]

To insult two highly respected and free thinking politicians like this is disgraceful.
It just shows how far standards in society have fallen.
Anyone reposting this insulting photograph should feel utterly ashamed.
😡

[LBC @LBC]

‘How dare you compare my condition to back pain… I am literally shaking in anger.’

Reform’s Richard Tice gets into a debate with caller Alex after saying mental health is an excuse to avoid work, ‘like modern-day back pain.’

[Farrukh @implausibleblog]

Gary Stevenson asks why millionaires and billionaires are not being taxed more #BBCQT

When Fiona Bruce asks why he thinks a wealth tax will work when other countries have abandoned it

Gary Stevenson points out we did it before in the 50s, 60s and 70s, and it worked then, so it can work now 👏

[dave ❄️ 🥕 🧻 @mrdavemacleod]

“Why are we taxing working people more than billionaires?”

Gary Stevenson doing God’s work on #bbcqt 🙏

[Led By Donkeys @ByDonkeys]

Thousands of people are ditching Tesla. Here’s one of them with a message you can see from space.

Location: Black Rock Sands, Wales, UK

Led By Donkeys is 100% funded by small donations.

[Led By Donkeys @ByDonkeys]

If Trump was President in 1940

[Sir Michael Take CBE @MichaelTakeMP]

If Liz Truss, one of Britain’s most effective and widely respected Prime Ministers, says Mark Carney will not be good for Canada you know this will be the case.
Say what you like about Liz but her judgement on all matters political is ALWAYS spot on.✅

[Fake Secondary School @FakeSecSch]

Ex-FBU leader Matt Wrack nominated to become NASUWT general secretary – via @LabourList https://t.co/hfTZygR7pW

[Oriannalyla 🇺🇦 @Lyla_lilas]

And this is how is the public reacting!

London today. Same in Dublin. 💛

Thank you for standing with Ukraine!

[Chris D. Jackson @ChrisDJackson]

📸 No one follows more etiquette rules than the Royal Family—but notice how King Charles didn’t make any smart-ass or demeaning comments about Zelensky’s attire today.

Why? Because respect isn’t about clothes—it’s about character. And that’s something money can’t buy.

[Volodymyr Zelenskyy / Володимир Зеленський @ZelenskyyUa]

London. A meaningful and warm meeting with Prime Minister @Keir_Starmer.

During our talks, we discussed the challenges facing Ukraine and all of Europe, coordination with partners, concrete steps to strengthen Ukraine’s position, and ending the war with a just peace, along with robust security guarantees.

A principled statement of support from the Prime Minister and an important decision: today, in our presence, Ukraine and the United Kingdom signed a Loan Agreement. This loan will enhance Ukraine’s defense capabilities and will be repaid using revenues from frozen Russian assets. The funds will be directed toward weapons production in Ukraine. This is true justice – the one who started the war must be the one to pay.

I thank the people and government of the United Kingdom for their tremendous support from the very beginning of this war. We are happy to have such strategic partners and to share the same vision of what a secure future should look like for all.

🇺🇦🇬🇧

[Matt McDermott @mattmfm]

Wow: JD Vance is apparently skiing in Vermont this weekend and the locals aren’t having it. Thousands have lined the streets in protest.

[Larry the Cat @Number10cat]

I can't stand bullies. President Zelensky is now trying to stand up against two of them. We should have his back. #SlavaUkraïni

[Emmanuel Macron @EmmanuelMacron]

There is an aggressor: Russia.

There is a victim: Ukraine.

We were right to help Ukraine and sanction Russia three years ago—and to keep doing so.

By “we,” I mean the Americans, the Europeans, the Canadians, the Japanese, and many others.

Thank you to all who have helped and continue to do so. And respect to those who have been fighting since the beginning—because they are fighting for their dignity, their independence, their children, and the security of Europe.

[Ukraine / Україна @Ukraine]

Believe in Ukraine. Stand with Ukraine. Glory to Ukraine!

[Volodymyr Zelenskyy / Володимир Зеленський @ZelenskyyUa]

Thank you for your support.

[Simon Harris TD @SimonHarrisTD]

Ukraine is not to blame for this war brought about by Russia’s illegal invasion.

We stand with Ukraine. 🇺🇦 🇮🇪