Fake Virgin Atlantic CEO

Fake CEO of Virgin Atlantic since 2019. All views are fake and do not represent the real @VirginAtlantic *Disclaimer* This is a fake/Parody account.

[Fake Virgin Atlantic CEO @FakeShaiWeiss]

@NotRyanairCEO You care about your employees? Shocking.

[Fake Virgin Atlantic CEO @FakeShaiWeiss]

@alexcruzmaybe @British_Airways That’s if you can outbid @Fakedbastian

[Fake Virgin Atlantic CEO @FakeShaiWeiss]

@alexcruzmaybe @British_Airways I’m sure your IT department will do a great job of delivering ‘Broadband By BA’

[Fake Virgin Atlantic CEO @FakeShaiWeiss]

@NotRyanairCEO I haven’t spoken with Dickie, recently. He has been a bit salty ever since his Virgin Empire began to crumble

[Fake Virgin Atlantic CEO @FakeShaiWeiss]

@alexcruzmaybe @VirginAtlantic Cutbacks 😬

[Fake Virgin Atlantic CEO @FakeShaiWeiss]

@alexcruzmaybe I give myself ‘CEO Status’, which comes with 999,999,999 air miles and tier points.

[Fake Virgin Atlantic CEO @FakeShaiWeiss]

@benctg @alexcruzmaybe That’s this year’s Christmas presents from head office sorted

[Fake Virgin Atlantic CEO @FakeShaiWeiss]

I wonder who will be picking up the repair bills

CC: @alexcruzmaybe

[Airways Magazine @airwaysmagazine]

A British Airways (BA) Airbus A350 clipped wings with a parked Emirates (EK) Boeing 777 while taxiing for a cargo flight at Dubai International Airport (DXB).

https://t.co/5oQDEtkI5L

[Captain Mark 🇺🇦 @markparbhoo]

Perhaps more than T Cut will be required 😮

[Fake Virgin Atlantic CEO @FakeShaiWeiss]

@journeyingjohn @alexcruzmaybe @British_Airways @VirginAtlantic I couldn’t of said it better, myself.

[Fake Virgin Atlantic CEO @FakeShaiWeiss]

@NotRyanairCEO @KLM What is going on here? #PhotoshopFail

[Bloomberg @business]

The world is close to running out of space to store all the fuel that jets are no longer burning https://t.co/adgNvM3ogl

[Fake Virgin Atlantic CEO @FakeShaiWeiss]

@the_k_bizzle Absolutely. All critical workers deserve our support.

[Fake Virgin Atlantic CEO @FakeShaiWeiss]

@NotRyanairCEO @FakeBoeingCeo Surely the bulk discount you received doesn’t entitle you to a refund

[Fake Virgin Atlantic CEO @FakeShaiWeiss]

@FraBusStation @Fakedbastian Worst case scenario, @Fakedbastian can have my LHR slots

[Fake Virgin Atlantic CEO @FakeShaiWeiss]

@derekdavidfost1 Virgin Airways and British Atlantic both have a good ring to it. In my unbiased opinion, it should be the first option.

[Fake Virgin Atlantic CEO @FakeShaiWeiss]

@alexcruzmaybe @piersmorgan Free* M&S sandwich on any flight to Italy?

[Fake Virgin Atlantic CEO @FakeShaiWeiss]

@derekdavidfost1 Dickie hired her, himself.

[Fake Virgin Atlantic CEO @FakeShaiWeiss]

Hi John, thank you for the feedback.

As a gesture of goodwill, I have removed all of your Flying Club miles and revoked your Flying Club Status, due to you mixing up my airline’s IATA code with Virgin Australia.

It’s VS, not VA.

[John Powers @wapella]

@richardbranson @Virgin OK, I like 90+ % of your design, but you guys with Virgin Atlantic, left the O'Hare - Heathrow route without even notifying your customers. Was not a good experience for a guy with over 1 million VA FF miles. Maybe you need to look at the rulebook now and then.

[Fake Virgin Atlantic CEO @FakeShaiWeiss]

@FakeOscarMunoz @FakeAACEODoug Looks like your cover is blown. Did you forget your fake CEO disguise?