(Deep)Fake Sir Les Patterson🌶️

i walk the earth as a wandering diplomatic spirit to spread culture and Yartz for Australia.

[(Deep)Fake Sir Les Patterson🌶️ @FakeSirLes]

@MikeCarlton01 Scrotes? How does she know these people have Scrotums?

[(Deep)Fake Sir Les Patterson🌶️ @FakeSirLes]

@MarkDiStef Most expensive cappuccino ever on St G string terrace. Solve that Kerry!

[(Deep)Fake Sir Les Patterson🌶️ @FakeSirLes]

@Kasparov63 The man is a genius of unknown proportions

[(Deep)Fake Sir Les Patterson🌶️ @FakeSirLes]

I mean where are the Party VIBES @abcsydney ? This is great music for a rodeo but not NYE on Sydney harbour…are you with me? #SYDNYE

[(Deep)Fake Sir Les Patterson🌶️ @FakeSirLes]

@JonathanPieNews He’s such a Dopey grifter.

[(Deep)Fake Sir Les Patterson🌶️ @FakeSirLes]

@simonahac It is a shambles! But then again you’re all paying for my expenses

[(Deep)Fake Sir Les Patterson🌶️ @FakeSirLes]

@MikeCarlton01 It all makes sense! I knew i’d been shooting my load too early. Thanks Babble! @senatorbabet

[(Deep)Fake Sir Les Patterson🌶️ @FakeSirLes]

@AngryGoddessx He’s playing the Pink Vote again!!

[(Deep)Fake Sir Les Patterson🌶️ @FakeSirLes]

@TheKennyDevine I’ve never worked harder for The Australian Taxpayer

[(Deep)Fake Sir Les Patterson🌶️ @FakeSirLes]

@Westpac And yet…it still keeps happening cos you’re a digital laggard

[(Deep)Fake Sir Les Patterson🌶️ @FakeSirLes]

@AlboMP Lap dances should not have GST imho.

[(Deep)Fake Sir Les Patterson🌶️ @FakeSirLes]

@melissahoyer Vag with wings is so 1990s

[(Deep)Fake Sir Les Patterson🌶️ @FakeSirLes]

hey @SydneyMetro this train at chatswood right now has the serious wobbles! As it’s automatic no one i can tell except you…(ps when are you building rooty hill station?)

[(Deep)Fake Sir Les Patterson🌶️ @FakeSirLes]

@batcountry1980 What - no Derek Trucks & Susan Tedeschi?

[(Deep)Fake Sir Les Patterson🌶️ @FakeSirLes]

Gotta be rapist and felon in the headline…

[(Deep)Fake Sir Les Patterson🌶️ @FakeSirLes]

@PhillipAdams_1 Moist congratulations comrade!

[(Deep)Fake Sir Les Patterson🌶️ @FakeSirLes]

Same article in ⁦@thetimes⁩ today ⁦@abcnews⁩ - must be something in the water ? https://t.co/RyHFxtezlj

[(Deep)Fake Sir Les Patterson🌶️ @FakeSirLes]

Lucky ⁦@AUSTRAC⁩ haven’t figured out my priceless art collection yet https://t.co/fNzNefgTMy

[(Deep)Fake Sir Les Patterson🌶️ @FakeSirLes]

@TomSaundersABC Capital B Bleak (City)

[(Deep)Fake Sir Les Patterson🌶️ @FakeSirLes]

@StevenJMiles @Bowenchris In the best banana republic in the world!