Fake Sluggerrr

I party, don't wave to kids, and drink on off days. Number 00 on the field but #1 in your hearts. Kids love me, girls want me.

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“@ESPNStatsInfo: Who are the top 3 teams in Web Gems this season?”

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I'm getting so blacked out tonight after that game! #ShotsOnShotsOnShots

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I'm still shocked.....

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I LOVE WAIVING THIS FLAG!!!! #Royals

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It's that sauce I'm tellin ya!!!!!

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This is a perfect kind of game for a #LazySundayDay

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It's Kstate Day at the K, which is always better than Mizzou Day and 100 times better than KU Day

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Talk about a freaking buzzkill.....

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You guys know what the other reason is why we have Buck Night #SluggerrrMakesItRain

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I think i might go watch paint dry for the next few innings….

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At least the Royals can't lose today #OffDay

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“@royal_kansas11: Butler joins Royal company with 1,000th career hit http://t.co/omtHW9H93Q” Congrats CountryBreakfast!

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“@LOaks11: The Kardashians are back tonight, my Sunday night's are complete again!! #TheyScoreMoreThanTheRoyals” Lol love the hashtag

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@fakeKCslugger Hey who is Slugger? Nice job of spelling your own name wrong man

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#FunFactsWithSluggerrr There are currently 4 MLB teams without an official mascot

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@daveo933 .....Im not sure i want to know lol

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Just give us the win dammit, haven't we suffered enough already??

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@FakeJarrodDyson @RoyalsBallBoy Complete dumbass ill say

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@RoyalsBallBoy @BestFansStLouis What the fuck…..