EFGC| FakeSteve

Gameplay Designer @RippleEffect - Edmonton FGC - He - Under Night Linne - SF4 Sakura - profile pic @FalseKnees - Views my own, I only tweet about fighting games

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Okay, check this out. Hopefully the explanation makes sense. The axes here are "activity" and "whether my opponent is thinking about me". In the center is the Ambiguity Zone, where your opponent has enough of each element to muddy the data. Let's categorize some players.

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@yoru_flac the suspension upgrade has a noticeable effect on corner aggression, I prioritized snow tires > engine > suspension. Transmission next, brakes is the lowest impact but ultimately still a lap time increase

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I like playing new gachas in their release windows, but this is the first time I'll be pulling for a car instead of a character lmao

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@carpUNI I took one bite and threw it out. Chicken and ketchup is naaaasty

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Ordered a quarter pounder from the drive-thru - normal order right? Why is it chicken then?! How does this even happen lmfao this is satirical levels of incompetence

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This burger is ass lmao ketchup on chicken is a crime

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My first top 8 finish! The losses were to the 7th and 2nd place players

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I'm a novice Billy Talentologist and so the doctrine I follow is that the King of Cowards inherits the Queen of Pain. That sounds like a pretty fuckin good deal to me, the others say I'm missing the point

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Thank you to God, thank you to Space, and thank you to my friend David the Duck

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SIR LEWIS HAMILTON just said his favorite game right now is Battlefield. That's the goat man that's so cool

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Damn, gg Anaheim

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Someone hockeyposting with Battlefield makes me happy 😂

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Every NHL team in the West: “Oh wow another 5-4 final! Oh these teams are scoring so much and there are so many shots on goal! So fun!”

Every NHL team in the East trying to get a shot on net:

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"When you hear it..."

Yeah when I hear it I swear off the brand for life, nice job

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Miss Vickies has a commercial with egregiously loud crunching noises. I will no longer buy their chips lol I hate that shit so much

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Aw fuck eugh augh the fuckin Oilers dude my wounds gape please play better than that

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Time to set new goals in Mechabellum. I'm at 1458 right now after the coaching session (over 100 mmr more than my peak up til now). I'm setting the next benchmark at 1600 mmr and a top 8 finish in the weekend tourneys

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I had an *incredibly* productive Mechabellum coaching session with IgnatiousPennyfeather today. I've been playing ladder afterwards and I'm at almost 100 mmr over my previous peak & beating people 200+ mmr above my pre-coaching average of 1300. Crazy, the advice was so good

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4-2 in back to back tourneys, let's go

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Thragg is so fuckin cool, his voice actor knocked it out of the park

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Can't believe I'm gonna lose my fantasy hockey finals 😂 my team dominated all year & has much higher average points than my opponent, but his team went super saiyan and mine is fumbling

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