Fake Ryan Swaner

Mesh Polos. Baseball Caps. Banditos. Tinder. Knox Street Pub. Devils Advocate. History Channel.

[NoZe Brotherhood @NoZeBrotherhood]

Just when you thought Dia was ruined, the Noble NoZe Brotherhood swoops in to save the day.

[Fake Ryan Swaner @FakeSwaner]

@corbydavidson shut up

[Fake Ryan Swaner @FakeSwaner]

Did you know after your 5,000th meal @Banditos you get a free order of chips and salsa? #truestory

[Fake Ryan Swaner @FakeSwaner]

@NoZeBrotherhood since when does the brotherhood ask permission?

[Scruffy Murphy's @ScruffyMurphys1]

Every little girl dreams of the day Emory will sing "Billie Jean" to her at her wedding #ScruffsWeddingKaraoke https://t.co/Fj60V6DHs5

[Fake Ryan Swaner @FakeSwaner]

WHY DIDN'T YOU TEXT ME!!!! WE HAVE DRILLS FOR THIS PEOPLE! https://t.co/U7qo2SklCR

[Fake Ryan Swaner @FakeSwaner]

Peyton Manning is playing chess while everyone else is playing checkers.

[NoZe Brotherhood @NoZeBrotherhood]

Unfortunately, we had to hold Judge Baylor at marshmallow-point until our demands were met.

[NoZe Brotherhood @NoZeBrotherhood]

Have you ever wanted to be on the business end of a marshmallow laughter and save a life? Then come to Unrush, at 7th and James at 8:42

[NoZe Brotherhood @NoZeBrotherhood]

Couldn't find a paper before the janitors threw it away? Are you an alumnus yearning for your glory days? Cheers.
https://t.co/mZhtXuXb05

[NoZe Brotherhood @NoZeBrotherhood]

A reminder, whoever wins Iowa wins the nomination and the White House.

Just ask former presidents Mike Huckabee and Rick Santorum.

[Fake Ryan Swaner @FakeSwaner]

@NoZeBrotherhood I see you finally found a good use for Ropes

[Fake Ryan Swaner @FakeSwaner]

@SportsSturm Phil Simms talks as if he recently had a partial lobotomy

[NoZe Brotherhood @NoZeBrotherhood]

Baylor won in Ames, El Chapo is being extradited to the US, and Houston is blowing it. A satchel of a day! https://t.co/T5HgV29mcs

[NoZe Brotherhood @NoZeBrotherhood]

"Rush week changed my life. My new sisters are everything to me. They love me unconditionally, beard and all. "

[Fake Ryan Swaner @FakeSwaner]

@JessNewman83 the same as those who don't like Banditos

[Fake Ryan Swaner @FakeSwaner]

@SI_PeterKing how was he smart? Why? Explain.

[Fake Ryan Swaner @FakeSwaner]

@SI_PeterKing Too early to tell, but pretty ridiculous to mention Chip Kelly in the same breath as Belichick and Noll. #PointlessFactoid

[Fake Ryan Swaner @FakeSwaner]

@bracketdan are you doing ok? #ChipKelly

[Fake Ryan Swaner @FakeSwaner]

@NotJackKemp @timbehmer and don't they need to get a fall guy per Cris Carter?