Fake Science Technician

There is nothing fake about a Technician; But still going to go for it.
Send in your techie ramblings, if any. I’ll tweet it for you. #FakeScienceTechnician

[Fake Science Technician @FakeTechnician]

Let’s do a f̶u̶n̶, i̶m̶p̶o̶r̶t̶a̶n̶t̶, ok wait, necessary poll?!
What decision has been made in your school regarding practicals. Please respond & RT. TIA Technicians and Teaching twolks
That’s all I could add, the last is a crowd favourite, “we have no idea” 🤷‍♂️🤷‍♀️🤦‍♂️🤦‍♀️

[Fake Science Technician @FakeTechnician]

I've just collected an extra chance to win a @HotelChocolat Velvetiser with
@thelanyardshop! #thelanyardshop https://t.co/l9BNoizTt4

[Fake Science Technician @FakeTechnician]

Apparently #WhatsAppIsDown along with Instagram and Facebook.
You can expect more traffic in Twitter now.

[NHS Million @NHSMillion]

Honest tweet now. This account is run by frontline NHS staff. There’s just 3 of us. We have tried our best to get out what is happening on the ground. But we are completely exhausted. If you support what we are doing pls will you follow & RT this to your followers? Thank you 🙏🏻

[Fake Science Technician @FakeTechnician]

@KatLawrence Would love to interact with a direct tech account.

[Fake Science Technician @FakeTechnician]

Is it Christmas yet.
Le Sigh 😌
*drowning in practical requests*

[CLEAPSS 🏁 @CLEAPSS]

Probably used up by an ‘enthusiastic’ chemist teacher 😂

[Fake Science Technician @FakeTechnician]

@hektorcat Thanks for the kind thought 😊

Bribery is still on the table for a peek 👀 😃

[Fake Science Technician @FakeTechnician]

@hektorcat Lucky you 😄
Can I bribe you 😆😊

[Fake Science Technician @FakeTechnician]

🥵 🌡 Should have taken the day off #toohottowork #FakeTechnician #FakeScienceTechnician

[Fake Science Technician @FakeTechnician]

Goal!!!!! 🥅 ⚽️

[Fake Science Technician @FakeTechnician]

Here we go ⚽️ #EURO2020 #Euro2020Final

[Fake Science Technician @FakeTechnician]

Hello techie and teachie peeps👋
Long time. How are you all

#YourFakeTechnicianSaysHi

[Fake Science Technician @FakeTechnician]

@Mam1andLyn @BrecklandSci I think this is the closest one ☝️. First goal 🥅 at 57.

[Fake Science Technician @FakeTechnician]

@BrecklandSci 67 minutes. #GuessTheMinuteOfTheFirstGoal

[NHS Million @NHSMillion]

If everyone who has ever been grateful for NHS staff followed and retweeted we’d reach a million by midnight

[Fake Science Technician @FakeTechnician]

Do you remember when you joined Twitter? I do! #MyTwitterAnniversary
We are 2 today!

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[Breckland Scientific @BrecklandSci]

May 29th is #nationalbiscuitday
We really miss visiting schools to share a cuppa with you so for now here's a fun tea break competition.
Correctly guess the number of biscuits in our
@Gratnells tray for a chance to win an
@BrecklandSci mug, some tea and of course some bicky's!!

[Fake Science Technician @FakeTechnician]

@BrecklandSci @Gratnells Okay then let’s go for the 🪄 number 111