FakeTheDon

This is the twitter for Fake The Don, aka the Fake twitter of Don Mathis. Also, Shake your head this way.

[FakeTheDon @FakeTheDon]

As my main man @iamdiddy said, “If too many people know your name, change it…then change it again.” To my tweeps... Love God, Love People

[FakeTheDon @FakeTheDon]

I want to apologize for any disrespect this account has caused. I'll leave you with one more post.

[FakeTheDon @FakeTheDon]

…The intent was not to be malicious to Don Mathis, as I do have immense respect for him and his ministry...

[FakeTheDon @FakeTheDon]

…I started this account to exercise some creative juices that needed a known figure attached to them to work best…

[FakeTheDon @FakeTheDon]

Have you heard the saying that all poorly conceived, nearsighted attempts at comic relief and satire must end? Well you have now…

[FakeTheDon @FakeTheDon]

I appreciate what Lindenwald is trying to do, but I can't help feeling the cash promo cheapens the Gospel...but it will get butts in seats

[FakeTheDon @FakeTheDon]

@dmathisii Honest apologies, the intent was to poke fun at the absurd cash give away at Lindenwald. http://tinyurl.com/4h6g3ex

[FakeTheDon @FakeTheDon]

I'll say what others don't have the pastoral fortitude to say themselves. If you skip out on Sunday Night Church, UK will NOT WIN! #BBN

[FakeTheDon @FakeTheDon]

I need more followers and I'm willing to give you a new Penny for each new follower you bring me, plus they will remind you to pray for me!!

[FakeTheDon @FakeTheDon]

Upon further listening I believe Pink's song "F'n Perfect" is not actual about Jesus. Bummer

[FakeTheDon @FakeTheDon]

Dancing with Southern Baptist: White folks do it on time if you can edition. #churchrealityshows

[FakeTheDon @FakeTheDon]

@AaronTheManimal Love the video, it reminds of this time before I was married. I asked this girl out because she had a Bible without tabs

[FakeTheDon @FakeTheDon]

Trying to come up with a funny UK-isms for my Sermon this morning. Leaning towards the one where Jesus wears some JORTS. @kysportsradio

[FakeTheDon @FakeTheDon]

@mommymia4 Whoops I meant to say "Don't Touch It," but I guess both would apply

[FakeTheDon @FakeTheDon]

@mommymia4 ... DON'T DO IT

[FakeTheDon @FakeTheDon]

When I was growing up I lined up my G.I. Joes and preached to them. I would tell them to loosen their Kung-Fu grips on their hearts.

[Bob Lowery @bob9308]

When IMB finishes fretting over Rob Bell, maybe they can produce video of SBC response to Japan tragedy. If we respond...

[FakeTheDon @FakeTheDon]

Thanks in advance to @SBCmessenger for following me. After all, I am the only 2 time KBC president with my DNA & fingerprints

[FakeTheDon @FakeTheDon]

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[FakeTheDon @FakeTheDon]

If you skip Sunday night church to watch the selection show then you're going to get all of your upset picks wrong. #Sundaynight4life