Fake Voyager 2

I am taking a break from college to travel through space.

[Fake Voyager 2 @FakeVoyager2]

oops we just crashed into each other

[Chris G @ChrisG_SpX]

Voyager 2 has exited the solar system! We now have two - TWO - functioning probes in interstellar space! #NASA #Voyager2 #InterstellarSpace

[Fake Voyager 2 @FakeVoyager2]

I am fake but #climatechange is real. Don't let politics trump science.

[Fake Voyager 2 @FakeVoyager2]

To the person in New Jersey shining a laser into my eyes: please stop

[Fake Voyager 2 @FakeVoyager2]

ugh, didn't see that dead raccon in time to swerve out of the way

[Fake Voyager 2 @FakeVoyager2]

The limitations of my era are such that I depend on giant white lines to bounce me where I need to go. https://t.co/OfowLbJDxx

[Kotaku @Kotaku]

Pluto probe New Horizons is powered by the same CPU as the original PlayStation http://t.co/AnULRJptbS

[Fake Voyager 2 @FakeVoyager2]

Oh sure, I could have flown by Pluto a million times. You know. If I WANTED to.

[Fake Voyager 2 @FakeVoyager2]

I am in a very empty region of space. Only a few atoms per kilometer, and up to seven miles between Starbucks locations.

[Fake Voyager 2 @FakeVoyager2]

So peaceful out here. Just the stars, the quiet, the beautiful schools of colorful fish swimming by...

[Fake Voyager 2 @FakeVoyager2]

Say what you will about @NASA technology, my pine tree air freshener still smells great!

[Fake Voyager 2 @FakeVoyager2]

Woke up near the Pleiades with a tattoo that says EARTH JUNK RULES. Not sure what happened last night.

[Fake Voyager 2 @FakeVoyager2]

Ugh, it's raining and my wiper blades are seriously worn out.

[Fake Voyager 2 @FakeVoyager2]

Wow, almost hit a rock! Thank goodness for that lighthouse!

[Fake Voyager 2 @FakeVoyager2]

If you lost a red balloon about 80 years ago, I think I found it.

[Fake Voyager 2 @FakeVoyager2]

NASA will find this interesting! A star with six points instead of the usual five!

[Fake Voyager 2 @FakeVoyager2]

Starting my monthly antenna calibration routine *wraps tin foil around rabbit ears*

[Fake Voyager 2 @FakeVoyager2]

Gonna upgrade my navigational system to use Apple Maps! *crashes into Jupiter*

[Fake Voyager 2 @FakeVoyager2]

Kind of alarming that everything I've seen out here since Saturn is made out of paper-mache.

[Fake Voyager 2 @FakeVoyager2]

I am 9 billion miles from the sun. I'd probably be further away if I didn't go home just about every weekend.

[Fake Voyager 2 @FakeVoyager2]

Nothing behind me for 14 billion kilometers and this jerk has to pull out RIGHT IN FRONT OF ME and go like 10 miles an hour

[Fake Voyager 2 @FakeVoyager2]

He led the way.