Fake Vaughn Wiester

Let's celebrate a great man. Without him, none of this would be necessary.

[Fake Vaughn Wiester @FakeWiester]

I’m on day 21,105 of my 34,411 day challenge of listening to music that contains chord changes that routinely change every measure and sometimes two chords per measure.

[Fake Vaughn Wiester @FakeWiester]

I didn’t like Wicked.

[Fake Vaughn Wiester @FakeWiester]

Sad to hear that Finale is dead.

But you know what hasn’t been discontinued? My pen!!!

#YeaYeaYea

[Fake Vaughn Wiester @FakeWiester]

@ComFest Make This HAPPEN!! I need to be the speaker at 2:20!

I have a presentation ready called: Jazz - The best thing to happen since things started happening

[Fake Vaughn Wiester @FakeWiester]

We held mock auditions for the FJO and we are excited to announce that a senior trumpet from Capital University won!!!

Since it was a mock audition, this kid didn’t really win anything. Hence the term, mock audition.

Better luck next time kid!

[Fake Vaughn Wiester @FakeWiester]

Word through Scott Garlock is that Bill Holman passed away.

Sad day. But a sincere thanks for your music.

[Fake Vaughn Wiester @FakeWiester]

ATTN Clarinet Doublers: Please buy this clarinet mute and bring it to my gigs. If you sound like you typically sound while playing the “agony stick,” I will hit the mute button. This will save all of us from your attempts at the clarinet.

[Fake Vaughn Wiester @FakeWiester]

I’m most offended by the font choice rather than any of the musical performances. #SuperBowl

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AND! YOU’RE WELCOME!!

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I haven’t tweeted in 3 months. I’d like to say that I’ve had a ton of gigs…but…well…you know…

[Fake Vaughn Wiester @FakeWiester]

I haven’t tweeted in 3 months. I’d like to say that I’ve had a ton of gigs…but…well…you know…

[Fake Vaughn Wiester @FakeWiester]

Scott Belck just made the naughty list. If you come to see me play with Scott “Belch” tonight, you might listen for all my Ben Webster quotes.

[Fake Vaughn Wiester @FakeWiester]

The Other Paper is releasing a story about the FJO later this week. The allegations that my musicians write on my music, IN PENCIL to help them remember key changes, is categorically FALSE! I would never allow such a thing.

[Fake Vaughn Wiester @FakeWiester]

Opting Out! Twitter, now X is charging all users starting Monday. You can do a opt-out by this. I do not give permission for X to charge $4.99 a month to my account and all my pictures are the property of mine NOT X! I’m also acknowledging that I’m over 75 to believe this works.

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Mine is a duvet. #YeaYeaYea

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Picking the PERFECT cover 🎷♟️

New single featuring @akiebermiss drops at midnight!!!

[Fake Vaughn Wiester @FakeWiester]

It was a pleasure to play in front of all my fan at the Columbus jazz and ribs fest. He was extremely excited to hear me play.

[Fake Vaughn Wiester @FakeWiester]

I’m excited to announce that no one will dance at the FJO this Monday.

[Fake Vaughn Wiester @FakeWiester]

Wait for it. 🤣🤣🤣

[Fake Vaughn Wiester @FakeWiester]

@ashjazz I was going to Swing some Sousa!! And if that doesn’t work I’m calling off my new Lee Greenwood arrangement but it’s in 3/4.

[Fake Vaughn Wiester @FakeWiester]

Does anyone have a flat bed truck I can borrow?

The FJO Combo just got asked to do a parade.

[Fake Vaughn Wiester @FakeWiester]

Bob Larson and I just lost in pickle-ball to Steve Schaar and Matt Ellis.

Boy. Steve and Matt going to have a rough Monday night.

[Fake Vaughn Wiester @FakeWiester]

I’m still holding out that SCOTUS does not rescind the Brazilian record debt relief package that I championed in DC last year.