Fake Nate

Just like Rodney Dangerfield but not dead.

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@meisterbuerger Did he say Richie Farmer?

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No one fouls like N'Guessan,
No one flops like N'Guessan...

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Is slamming the ball on the ground after a play NOT A TECHNICAL NOW?
Josh Harrelson wants to know.

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I'm not a fan of the K State cheerleaders trying to distract on free throws. Low class.

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@_carrrmen @AndyRichter @Ticketmaster Boys don't cry.

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How big are these cylinders?

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Shirts off.

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Feed Jake.

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I'll chip in to hire John Wall, Cousins, Mashburn, Magliore, Sheppard.

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Isn't Wheeler healthy?

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Broadcasters get paid to root for the underdog. Don't subscribe to their crap.

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We went from no foul called, to Flagrant because of the replay?
3 officials missed it live....

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Ware was the foul?!?!

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@HumanKevinJones Thank you for your service.

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@NeverNotFunny Rich Sommer on the Vespa.
Any 7/11.
Andy Daly
Ramesh Ranganathan (sp?)
The spastic guy who impersonated Andrew Dice Clay
The list goes on and on and on

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@meisterbuerger Quite an establishment you've got here. Didn't know you were a restaurateur.

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I want to start working out everyday, but I can't decide which camera, tripod, and lighting system to use.
Those are mandatory, right?

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@bobdoessports Lee Trevino

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And this is when I turn the game off.