Fakeee

[Fakeee @Fakeeetime]

This is someone who just probably is at war with themselves. All of this has nothing to do with the song

[💕💕💕 @TheeAnimeGuru_]

Ladies. Would you end your friendship of 17 years over this? (I'm not saying my opinion Im asking cause I wanna see if I'm tripping)

[horse dentist @equine__dentist]

a lil something to take the edge off

[nate @p1xnat]

That one swallow that confirms you’re gonna have flu the next day

[Mason @webdevMason]

I feel like I'm losing my mind re: the disabled man who jumped into the tiger enclosure in the UK recently

Yes, you shoot the tiger. If you have any plausible opportunity to save the person by shooting the tiger, you shoot the tiger. That's obviously the right thing to do

[Fakeee @Fakeeetime]

@The_GoodMovies Only a man would write something this gross.

[𝐆𝐢𝐠𝐢 @LitSego]

Coke Zero is too good to be zero calories man someone is lying.

[Fakeee @Fakeeetime]

@merkelisart @Temi__layo Are you out of your mind?!

[The Ting Dynasty @KeKatli]

Difficult to win a battle with people who know more about you than you about them. this is why American twitter has a hard time with SA Twitter.

[🧞‍♂️ @Justaboyli]

how I feel asking "what happened??" while everyone laughs

[Fakeee @Fakeeetime]

@abs1k_ You’re ugly and jealous 💔

[ayaz 🇹🇷 @ayazanax]

if i ever have children it will either be a girl or an abortion

[tired @glipsphuck]

This just made me so sad. Patriarchy is a fucking curse.

[indie @INDIEWASHERE]

Doomscrolling at a cafe instead of home

[elly @priestire]

when I go home straight from work I wanna relax and not see your ugly boyfriend

[Fakeee @Fakeeetime]

@Whois673 @BullzOverBearz @sweetsugarbuddy No the fuck?! You should get your appointment if you want another person there constantly. Gtfoh

[Fakeee @Fakeeetime]

@sweetsugarbuddy At least you had the right idea to not get a roommate. Every once in a while is fine but what do you mean your SO is constantly in our apartment? A man too? Oh hell no. Move out.

[Wanderlust @Erinma_2809]

This lie that East Asians don’t have body odour needs to stop. I’ve been to China and Korean and this is NOT true.

[Fakeee @Fakeeetime]

@camryndrper @vireth23 @Bagholder777 By other black men themselves !

[Fakeee @Fakeeetime]

Lack of sweaty odour ≠ no body odour. I hate whoever has made this common knowledge because now some of them really walk around unwashed and musty. You stink. Shower please. We can still smell you.

[arrate🧣 @arratostada]

Me vais a perdonar pero este vídeo me acaba de confirmar que hay mucha gente en latam con un problema: usan tantos productos para enmascarar olores que la ausencia de productos les parece mal olor.

El 90% de los japoneses tienen una mutación: su sudor NO HUELE.

Es que vamos...

[meta angel @luvrgworl]

when they immediately suggest monetizing a new hobby of urs