Not Ryan Johnson

i make mix tapes and bad picks

[Not Ryan Johnson @Fakelaythechalk]

Checking out the buzz on @bumble_app. Have you tried it yet? #downloadbumble https://t.co/jUCDEWTRFf

[Not Ryan Johnson @Fakelaythechalk]

@laythechalk3 give us some more, Swami, your sage picks are the light in a dark world of covers by betting against you #worstgamblerever

[Not Ryan Johnson @Fakelaythechalk]

@laythechalk3 you're gambling is the equivalent of mating two gay pandas - both humorous and inept #longlivethecooler #hudsongamblesbetter

[FakeJoeDooley @FakeJoeDooley]

Cliff Alexander / Sheriff of Dunktropolis / Cracks down on weak rims #GameDayHaiku #kubball

[Not Ryan Johnson @Fakelaythechalk]

@fatkid411 @jbediger @pvposter @fat_DP9 Johnson took Harmon and the under and parlayed both #worstgamblerever #quesadbagwellpic

[Tom Tebow @IamEvilTebow]

"Congrats to Peyton Manning on 500 career TD passes. I can't wait to suck your dick after the game." - Papa John

[Not Ryan Johnson @Fakelaythechalk]

@laythechalk3 take a lap you amateur #pussybets

[Not Ryan Johnson @Fakelaythechalk]

@laythechalk3 #kelly in Vegas pisses in your face

[Not Ryan Johnson @Fakelaythechalk]

@laythechalk3 #garbage picks

[Not Ryan Johnson @Fakelaythechalk]

@laythechalk3 nice call on smu, assclown your second half bets are atrocities

[Not Ryan Johnson @Fakelaythechalk]

Dakari Johnson looks dead in the eyes #privatepyle

[Not Ryan Johnson @Fakelaythechalk]

@jbediger now is not the time for Kilroy to let his slant lapse!

[Not Ryan Johnson @Fakelaythechalk]

Well I hate ksuck but this is no longer fair - prison rules 8 on 5 it is #zebrabullies

[Not Ryan Johnson @Fakelaythechalk]

@laythechalk3 @pgraham34 @team_tailgate more like #tenchinsicecream

[Pat Forde @ByPatForde]

Column: This is your mess, John Calipari. What are you going to do about it? http://t.co/smdPyOm6iU

[Not Ryan Johnson @Fakelaythechalk]

@laythechalk3 get some sleep jackass, this is pitiful #thisismyfirstkid #ithoughtmydogwashuman

[Not Ryan Johnson @Fakelaythechalk]

@jbediger @laythechalk3 you think it's bad now?? Wait a week when the shit starts to stink and you get peed on by a dude you didn't pay $

[Not Ryan Johnson @Fakelaythechalk]

@laythechalk3 I've been sleeping, something you won't be doing for the foreseeable future #isthatpukeonyourshoulder?

[Not Ryan Johnson @Fakelaythechalk]

@laythechalk3 word on the street, the only thing in the toilet are your picks... #loosestooldaddydays

[Not Ryan Johnson @Fakelaythechalk]

@laythechalk3 @JTATX @jeffdreiling god I love football season, the crowds, the pageantry, Johnson's horrible picks and 2 half wagers #loser