OhMyDarwin

Chaotic feminist

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Sarcasm thread

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Spending way too much time on twitter: bout 1hr/day. Gonna delete twitter next week maybe.

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Trying to get rid of one thing everyday

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Trying to have a semi minimalist lifestyle, current challenges:
Need to organize my notes & pictures & apps. From virtual to reality.

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@Materwelonz Try to have a flexible schedule, like having dozens of videos ready to upload, so you can have a long vacation when you are tired/ busy

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" I'm Asian I don’t tip, why don’t you respect my culture "

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@Explosm Start putting fire traps in everyone’s chimneys right before the holiday

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@ReutersAsia Why can’t you separate sports from serious news like a normal news agency

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If some people can smoke weed then some people can have a religion

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Windows 11 went back to blue screen era with premiere

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@Materwelonz Control and AW are in the same universe. By Remedy Entertainment.

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@spectatorindex Breaking: normal news

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@RespectfulMemes Quick, we need to put all the fish on the ark

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@ninaturner Oh no, I’m so scared

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Gonna have a class action lawsuit against Apple:
I felt asleep on the lighting charger, and it gave my skins burn marks

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@Materwelonz

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@Forbes Welcome to fake news club

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@spf_Grey Some abilities are, how to say this, severely underpowered, so I would not unlock them to dilute my options.
Less fun? maybe. More powers? Yes.

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@Explosm Bartender start unzipping pants*

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I know why castle black can’t make a good ale?

Temperature.

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You can be anyone when you grow up, what you gonna be ?

- A human trafficker

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