Robin Grant

I write books and blog for the Times of Israel. I prefer Tel Aviv with its universal health care and balcony overlooking the cradle of civilization, the Med.

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I often wondered how I would be paying for healthcare when I retired from gainful employment? That gainful employment began in 1970 when I worked in a nursing home and watched the resources of the residents disappear overnight. https://t.co/sWUWZ15CzL

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@mcspocky Nostalgia?

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@Screamycat @weskrantz I see that cats in your country drive on the wrong side of the vehicle. Figures.

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@joncoopertweets Lumpy.

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@tedlieu @MeidasTouch @SpeakerMcCarthy Kevin wants the "violent criminals" of January 6th to be set free. He is part of the problem, not the solution, to good governance. "Abuse of power?" Discussing indictment of Orangina PRIOR to indictment is a blatant attempt at abuse of power using my tax dollars in the process.

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@germa_shepherd And German shepherds are quite prone to hip dysplasia. Better have puppy's hips x-rayed. His gate indicates he is favoring his front end.

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Sigh. RIP Bobby Caldwell.
https://t.co/XgpcVHaBo9

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@ungerbn103 @KogerView Kevin McCarthy asked her to do it, I bet. He wanted to ensure he would be the next speaker and he is a strong believer in end-runs around that pesky Constitution.

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@AriMelber Hey, Ari! Ever notice how ALL of Orangina's legal advisors have a wild-eyed glazed stare? (Sidney Powell has the best one). They must have all matriculated together at BatShit Crazy University in Equatorial Guinea.

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@WalshFreedom @SpiroAgnewGhost You DO belong to a tribe, despite your comments to the contrary. Your tribe is known as "DINOS".

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@0B___S @JessieBahrey And yet, we will never see Usain Bolt on a breakfast plate if he slows down.

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17 years ago this very day, Silas Tajjir, cardiac surgeon to the stars, reached down into my chest and pulled my heart out and repaired it. He didn't know how long his repair job would last me, being his youngest patient to undergo the procedure, but I am still here. Sort of.

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Did you folks remember to spring forward? Let these guys remind you!
https://t.co/gcgOTC2AYS

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CNN had this article on its webpage. They sort of forgot to mention that "pickelball" is, in reality, a game that originated in Israel from the 1920s where it is known as "matkot". Nice try at re-writing history though, CNN!
https://t.co/2iHSqaY1IB

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@oneunderscore__ @Acyn Here's hoping they STFU in short order.

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@buitengebieden He doesn't need that harness indoors. He is almost doing a kitten "crabwalk!"

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@RonFilipkowski Same moves he uses with "YMCA" and "Macho Man" playing. Lazy fucktard.

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@igornovikov @LeaBlackMiami Not as good as Egyptians who claim we Israelis "trained" sharks to attack their tourists.

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@dan_aykroyd Today, I can finally say that I have seen it all! Safeway sent me my kitty litter and seltzer with the assistance of a Door 'Dasher' named "Beldar."

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As the streets of Tel Aviv seethe in more unnecessary violence by Arab terrorists on my beloved city, I heard that Chaim Topol had died. May his name be a blessing! (Z'l)! This clip was one of my father's favorite songs.
https://t.co/kAv0pOFgi6