Falcon Powder

A friendship-based comedy experiment.

[Falcon Powder @FalconPowder]

@JaredOfLondon @Totally_Offside Just had that ready, eh? You seem like a fun guy with a full life.

[Falcon Powder @FalconPowder]

@mbalazo Any chance it will be made available as an NFT for us out of towners who like your act and also want in on that market?

[Falcon Powder @FalconPowder]

@mbalazo Not the Arkells, surely?

[@keavyrhymeswithtv.bsky.social @Keavy_Lynch]

*laughs in Canadian*

[Falcon Powder @FalconPowder]

Normalize using “Christmas” as a verb.

[Brooks Otterlake @i_zzzzzz]

Cinema is the wrong medium for Dune. It should be an edible

[thomas violence @thomas_violence]

going to become one of the people on here thats so pissed off that everyone finds the idea of eating horse medicine funny that they retrofit their politics to make liking the horse medicine make sense

[Falcon Powder @FalconPowder]

I don't know, posting a Sisyphus joke feels kind of pointless.

[Maddox Campbell @MaddoxCampbell]

@AsapSCIENCE @reddit @FalconPowder & The Whole Truths have some better advice for for wolves:
https://t.co/8gKoMfxhG5

[Truck Weldon @TruckWeldon]

Don't let Big Space yank your chain. Contact @elonmusk and demand the immediate launch of Falcon 9 to show gravity who's boss. #falcon9

[Falcon Powder @FalconPowder]

@MarkForwardd @comedybar great! When is this show? Any tickets?

[Truck Weldon @TruckWeldon]

Before the Coca-Cola company changed his image in the 1920s, Santa Clause looked like this...
#12TruthsOfChristmas #KrisKringle

[Ian Atlas & Empire Comedy Live @AtlasChugged]

#Toronto! Your New Years Resolution should include being @ComedyBar on Jan 7th for Canada's Finest

https://t.co/SombzRcsnM

[Truck Weldon @TruckWeldon]

Written in 1857, the original version of "Jingle Bells" had 200+ verses and took well over an hour to sing. #12TruthsOfChristmas

[Truck Weldon @TruckWeldon]

Until 1967, Winter Solstice was known as "Witch Christmas."
#12TruthsOfChristmas

[Falcon Powder @FalconPowder]

Happy Solstice from your pals Falcon Powder!

[Falcon Powder @FalconPowder]

Mad Dogs in the Oval Office! https://t.co/3StCFimrI9