Asier

[Asier @Fallengar]

He tomado una decisión. Probablemente no se vuelva a saber nada de mí en mucho tiempo. Quizá esta sea mi última publicación. A los pocos que me han conocido por aquí... gracias

[Montagnard @blancmontagnard]

We will genetically modify women to purr

[просто ева🎀 @effka_filatova]

Если ты бьёшь жену каждый день, то у неё будет одно требование: «Пожалуйста, не бей меня».

Если ты не бьёшь свою жену, то у неё появляется целый список требований.

[Claire @cutepuppyz1]

The average man lives a life where suicide is a reasonable option at any given moment

[JJ @JJ_R3ACH]

"Why don't you give up?"

Because he never did

[Carl Sama @ShvartzCarl]

Thats my server, whats the problem?

[blackstar @blackstarops]

italian arditi (usually) only equipped with a knife and grenades to raid enemy trenches during WWI

[🌾☀️ @_vagoymaleante]

Borregos: fue un genocidio

Borregos: nooooo, fue el mayor acto de evangelización de la historia

Yo con la percepción de la realidad totalmente alterada en las canchas de Hospitalet:

[Zsiguli @GZsgallos2007]

Video about 9K11 Malyutka anti-tank guided missiles.

[Ballinho Jr @BallinhoJr]

Y tira la del Among Us de matar y reportar el cuerpo. Es un genio absoluto

[Kaguya’s Top Gal @hayasaka_aryan]

“So this is the female fanfiction version of a bully character from a children’s book, and it’s the biggest right wing movement since your death my Fuhrer”

[Bronze Age Router @BronzeAgeRouter]

Malfoid… with cat ears…

[gondorian @wizardchud]

"Welcome to Defence Against the Dark Arts. You will learn how to spot and stop anti white groups, which includes, but is not limited to; goblins, communists, liberals, homosexuals, organised labour, business interests, the jews and the state of israel, foreigners, and the dutch"

[Benign Numbers Station (ナンバーズ) @BReviewez]

Harry: Uncle Vernon?

Vernon: What is it, boy?! Can't you see I'm trying to watch Top Gear?!

Harry: this is my friend Luna Lovegood.

Vernon: What?! One of your weird friends from that freak school?!

Luna: Hello, Mr. Dursley. You have a wonderful home. Harry told me you have a large knowledge of crime statistics and strong opinions on minorities. Would you have time to talk about per capita?

Vernon: Oh...oh my, what a charming young lady! Petunia, dearest, we have guests! Could you put the kettle on?! Now Ms. Lovegood, where would you like to start?

Luna: We could start with how unfair it is that those hook-nosed goblins hold disproportionate amounts of power in the banking system.

Vernon: HAHAHA! well, young lady, they definitely don't like it when you call them that, but you seem to have the right idea!

[HowlingSomaliV2 @foidattacker]

Female romance: I want a boy band of Minotaurs to RAPE me

Male romance: what if malfoy was a girl, and she loved me…

[cloak @Dontmesswosint]

There is now a fucking arms race for first Malfoid rewrite of book 1

I have to lock in