FALLON GEMAR

I understand the future & I have a brain the size of a planet. I've got a sick stutter too.

[FALLON GEMAR @FallonAddiction]

@GovStitt FUCK YOU for trying to take our freedom of speech & peaceful protest. You racist fuck!

[FALLON GEMAR @FallonAddiction]

Okay is anyone else obsessed with @BenRobinsonChef the way I am? I cannot get enough of him 😍😍

[FALLON GEMAR @FallonAddiction]

Just went through the entire drive thru line @ Panera, got to the window & realized I never fucking ordered 😭😂😂😂😂

[FALLON GEMAR @FallonAddiction]

My sister took a last minute trip to Vegas and just text me and my mom "Guess what guys". Uhhhhhh WHAT?! Is you married. Lol

[FALLON GEMAR @FallonAddiction]

It's never a good day to cut out sugar from your diet. I want to rip someone's face off! #Tired #Headache #SugarWithdrawal

[FALLON GEMAR @FallonAddiction]

I cannot wait to go to sleep tonight.

[FALLON GEMAR @FallonAddiction]

106 hours of work this week... 106 hours next week! Holy shist never in my wildest dreams would I have thought i could do this! I ❤️/hate it

[FALLON GEMAR @FallonAddiction]

I got a call from my boss that I didn't have his number saved and my phone said "Maybe Gary Goldman" lol 😬😳😳🤔

[FALLON GEMAR @FallonAddiction]

Has anyone received a call from an unknown # and your phone says "Maybe so & so" and it actually is that person?? How the hell...

[FALLON GEMAR @FallonAddiction]

I always read those in the most monotone voice ever. Like Eeyore.

[FALLON GEMAR @FallonAddiction]

Do we not all hate the "Happy Birthday" Facebook posts to your timeline? No period, no exclamation mark, smiley face. Just "Happy Birthday"

[FALLON GEMAR @FallonAddiction]

Then again he works in a restaurant soooo... Probably a good thing he never called.

[FALLON GEMAR @FallonAddiction]

Awkward is being alone in a restaurant while the guy you gave your number to but never called is working. 😬✋🏼👤

[FALLON GEMAR @FallonAddiction]

I really do hate when people write "could of" when it is SUPPOSED to be "could have". Could of... Doesn't make sense. Hello?!??

[FALLON GEMAR @FallonAddiction]

I really miss playing rugby 😞 I would love to just run into a field right now and kick some ass.

[FALLON GEMAR @FallonAddiction]

#YouTeachPeopleHowToTreatYou

[FALLON GEMAR @FallonAddiction]

Weird. https://t.co/XU9QZFCwVr

[Perez Hilton @PerezHilton]

#AaronCarter has received death threats for supporting #DonaldTrump! https://t.co/LCImlvaiCM

[FALLON GEMAR @FallonAddiction]

I just heard: "it isn't the size of the boat OR the motion of the ocean, it's making sure everyone gets off to shore." 🤔

[FALLON GEMAR @FallonAddiction]

I said "Blair Witch Project lost or, figure it out in 5 minutes lost?" She said "we can easily get really fucking lost" awesome!

[FALLON GEMAR @FallonAddiction]

Sis is taking me hiking tomorrow and just nonchalantly says "I need to pay attention so we don't get lost." I'm like wait... What? Lost?"