Fallon Savage

Wife, boy mom, French Bulldog mom, crazy Iowa Hawkeye fan, and Ag Lender.

[SKI @skiistiredasf]

4 college graduates,
3 Masters degrees
1 Doctorate,
2 law degrees
3 Ivy League educations

All in one photo.

Oh and their husbands are in the photo too

[Dick Vitale @DickieV]

It is amazing that @CaitlinClark22 who has brought so much publicity for the @WNBA has to take so much abuse from many of those that she has helped financially since her arrival .The physical pounding she takes is totally UNACCEPTABLE! https://t.co/PdJO1xl773

[Just Jack @7Veritas4]

Mamdani’s crazy shtick about actually doing the stuff he promised has confounded every political pundit in America.

[Mayor Zohran Kwame Mamdani @NYCMayor]

When they said, "wear a suit," I just assumed…

Find a public pool near you at https://t.co/V0Tzb9IlHO.

[Thomas Massie @RepThomasMassie]

The irony of Republicans controlling all branches of government while

bankrupting the country, starting a war, sending money to fraudulent programs, violating the Constitution, giving corporations immunity...

but arguing that the biggest problem we have is “stolen elections.”

[Stephen Schoch @bigdonkey47]

Every college baseball team should have a team dog

[U.S. Senator Bill Cassidy, M.D. @SenBillCassidy]

Reagan is rolling over in his grave. Iran’s nuclear ambitions were not curbed, and they have learned that threatening the Strait of Hormuz works and will undoubtedly leverage it in the future. Now, Iran gets to build brand-new infrastructure under this deal.

Before the war, the strait was open, Iran was being crushed by sanctions, and 13 service members were still alive. Now, 13 Americans are dead, families have paid billions at the pump, sanctions will be lifted, and the bombing has stopped. This is the worst foreign policy blunder in decades.

[UI Health Care Stead Family Children's Hospital @UIchildrens]

Former @HawkeyeFootball player and current @Vikings tight end @TheeHOCK8 spent some quality time with our patients and families during a recent visit back to lowa!

[Hunter Biden @HunterBiden]

Things most Americans agree on:

Groceries cost too much.

Tariffs suck and make no sense.

Congress and Presidents shouldn’t trade stocks.

The debt is a mess.

The border should be secure, but legal immigration is good.

Endless wars are stupid, especially ones that nobody wants and have never been explained.

Americans are exhausted.

AI is like my new best friend that also might be trying to take my job, my ability to think for myself, and my humanity in the process. Yo like I love you, but WTF, but I still love you.

Diversity is actually awesome! The opposite is boring AF.

Canadians are super fucking cool.

Mexicans are chill.

Putin isn’t a good guy looking out for America’s best interest. Rocky IV and Miracle are great movies.

Good neighbors are a blessing.

Freedom of religion and coexistence without having to blow each other up is probably a good idea.

We all question, are we alone in the universe?

We all fuck up along the way.

Epstein didn’t hang himself.

The Trumps and Epstein were best friends for decades. It’s like Bert trying to tell us Ernie was just an acquaintance in the same social scene on Sesame Street back in the day.

The Cowboys suck. Go Birds!

Things we’re told to fight about:

Me.
Laptop.
Vaccines.
Transgenders in sports.
Pronouns.

That’s the joke.

[cow @cowincrisis]

saw you drive past the field and not wave at us. i’ll remember this.

[Raj Goyle @RajGoyle]

This had real bite. I told my daughter to go to bed and she invoked the EO below to overrule me and watch until the end. Elections have consequences.

[𝘽𝙡𝙖𝙠𝙚 @Arealmfngl]

If true this would be a huge win for feminism. Women are grossly underrepresented in the dictatorship and authoritarianism fields

[Barack Obama @BarackObama]

As President, I would read 10 letters a day sent to me by ordinary Americans. At the Obama Presidential Center, we’ll have some of the letters I read — and responded to — every night. I still get emotional reading them, and it’s one of my favorite exhibits.

[Fallon Savage @FallonSavage]

🥹♥️

[Mayor Zohran Kwame Mamdani @NYCMayor]

Today, I signed an Executive Order temporarily repealing bedtimes in the City of New York so that kids of all ages can watch our team in the NBA Finals.

As Mayor, you’re forced to make many difficult decisions. This was not one of them.

Go Knicks.

[Reed Galen @reedgalen]

Utah is 100% controlled by Republicans. From whom are you taking it back? #utpol

[Scott MacFarlane @MacFarlaneNews]

This doesn’t bode well for Trump’s $1.7 billion fund for convicted crooks and rioters:

Rep Brian Fitzpatrick (R-PA): “we’re gonna kill it”

[꧁Bobbi꧂ @SaltyBitch_52]

This doggy served 5 1/2 years in the military with his dad before retiring. Now he’s signed up to deal with a toddler 😂😂😂

[Sarah Longwell @SarahLongwell25]

This is staggering in both its corruption and the incentive it creates to do illegal things on Trump’s behalf knowing you can get both a pardon and a payout.

[Tim Miller @Timodc]

New poll from Tavern Research has Dan Osborn +4 over Pete Ricketts in Nebraska. Winning 61/20 with indies.👀

Toplines: https://t.co/aIuQY6expb

[Lil Boujee Vert @ChiefNesh_]

…and to the cashier at CVS that gave my son a “Mother’s Day discount” today so he could afford his mom’s favorite chocolates with his allowance money… I hope this finds you. 🥹
You made my Mother’s Day extra special. Thank you. 🤍