Dirk Fallows

We live as we dream - alone.

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[Dirk Fallows @FallowsDirk]

Repeat after me: I will not be part of the Twitter Mob.

[Dirk Fallows @FallowsDirk]

@Zigmanfreud What must it be like to be surrounded my yes-men at all times, and in a place where you can't lose no matter how badly you perform? One can only hope the rest of the country gives his ego a giant squish.

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Wow. RIP Sir

[ABC News @ABC]

BREAKING: Patrick Stewart, an actor known for his roles in "Star Trek" and the "X-Men" film franchise, has died at the age of 86, his family announced Thursday. https://t.co/L3xK7bmBYv

[Dirk Fallows @FallowsDirk]

@TaliaForReal71 $5.59 for regular today. Over $6 for premium. At Costco. Yay Cali....

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@ScotsFyre "if you cross this alligator infested swamp we'll give you some gold."
"Um, that's kinda evil to do that."
"Racist!"

[Dirk Fallows @FallowsDirk]

Or, and follow me on this, you could just make the elections more secure.

[Gavin Newsom @GavinNewsom]

A warning to Donald Trump:

I’m deploying election lawyers to key battleground districts in California to protect every vote.

And I just made it a FELONY to illegally seize ballots.

[Dirk Fallows @FallowsDirk]

@krispykriskring A for this, B for other applications with slots. Should be easy to figure out.
Most importantly... Use a new one.

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@scs_real Not specific enough, and no purchase date. Amateurs...

[Dirk Fallows @FallowsDirk]

Under Bernie's ideal plan, no one gets richer.
Well, maybe he does.

[Sen. Bernie Sanders @SenSanders]

Since Trump’s election:

-Musk got $617 billion richer
-Bezos got $144 billion richer
-Page got $127 billion richer
-Dell got $123 billion richer
-Brin got $116 billion richer

How are you doing?

Let’s stop oligarchy. We must create an economy that works for all.

[Dirk Fallows @FallowsDirk]

@SenseiOfSarcasm I guess someone had to cause Katrina, because those things don't just happen... 🤷🤦

[Dirk Fallows @FallowsDirk]

Only if you frauds and grifters are voted out.

[Governor Gavin Newsom @CAgovernor]

The future of space and technology is all happening right here in California.

[Dirk Fallows @FallowsDirk]

The Road Warrior

[HAWK @HawkEmDownChris]

The Dark Knight, Terminator 2, The Godfather Part II, and The Empire Strikes Back aren’t available. What’s the greatest movie sequel of all time?

[Dirk Fallows @FallowsDirk]

60 feet of tear out old fence, put in new fence, in two days, may not be impressive, but it does hurt...
Just remember ladies. While you may not marry an old man, you will eventually be married to an old man.

[Dirk Fallows @FallowsDirk]

@Zigmanfreud Translation: even non-alphas have relationships so make a story where that's a new trend.

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@Zigmanfreud I suppose worldwide that would still be 8.
I don't think it is that rare, but your original point was not so much about odds as motivation.

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@JonnyMicro If I recall, Zep did a 20+ minute live version of The Song Remains the Same at least once.

[Dirk Fallows @FallowsDirk]

@PolitiBunny Been saying this for years. What incentive do they have when they've no chance of losing the black vote? 60 years of promising things they have no intention of delivering. LBJ's plan in action.

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@ian_mckelvey While I may suspend disbelief long enough to accept this as a possibility, this would not be the year. Not a chance.

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@OrdnancePackard Doesn't make sense until I hear on the Smothers Brothers voices.

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@GeorgeWept She looks like she was kidnapped by Cher's plastic surgeon.