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Arsenal-biased footballing tomfoolery. With a bit of doctoring on the side.

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@richardosman Stop being in a London if it’s that much of a big deal.

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Denis Irwin is the only correct answer to this

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Don’t worry guys, we’re too good to go down.

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@BeardedGenius

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Please stop letting Pepe take corners

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Lovely from Saka again

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Question is whether to hook Pepe but that would certainly dent his confidence

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Great run form Saka. We’ve missed that

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Would love Pepe to get the opening goal tonight

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10-1 incoming

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@TheSquidBoyLike Haha! I do that a lot - mostly to the bemusement of those around me

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Guendouzi got through a lot of work last night. Really need to manage him well this year and not overplay him. Will burn out as last season. Really like him

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Well done Saka. Thought he did very well in a difficult game

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FFS

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Pepe oh dear

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Regardless of how poor MU are they always spank us, despite me thinking we’ll win every single time

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Brilliant cross from Kolasinac

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The President of Ukraine, Volodymyr Zelensky, a famous comedian before assuming office, starts a presentation with this! 😂😂 Hilarious!!

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I’m as angry as the next person but this is not all Emery’s fault. The players are having absolutely stinkers and just get bullied

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@Dynamite_76 EXACTLY. Neither he nor Xhaka are true DMs for different reasons. The MF we played on Sunday was our ‘least offensive’ but that doesn’t equate to being defensively sound unfortunately. Odd that we don’t have a 2nd choice for LT when we have back up for all other positions