FalseOrbit

Solo dev for Project Farsight, a lovecraftian monster tamer.

Architect and Blacksmith.

A tick gave me lymes disease so I'm basically a great value Spider-Man

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@Rurikhan I still have a working copy of star wars demolition from the PS1 era. Literally just played it yesterday with my nephew and I got that game at launch as a kid back then.

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@DonJuanCharisma as a married man let me tell you

She'll feel like she's fat as shit no matter what her size is if shes getting sweets all by herself.

If you get one as well, then you enable her and she's not "the only one turning ugly". Sucks for somebody like me who hates sweets

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@gungripper @peanutburnt I also live in the middle of nowhere..... the asnwer is yes

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@Sony @PlayStation

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The day @Sony @PlayStation committed suicide

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@Sony @PlayStation

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I was already going to buy it, you didn't have to sell it to me!

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Star Wars: Galactic Racer has a really cool mechanic where you need to manually start your engines before each race and if you complete it fast enough, you earn buffs to use during the race

[Gain of Fauci @DschlopesIsBack]

@GeorgeBoulos23 Bullying is an underrated necessity.

It plays an important role in society and it would have prevented Raygun and future Rayguns.

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@tifa_ff7_real @Ryvnhll Surely you're trolling

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@tifa_ff7_real @Ryvnhll Only thing that comes to mind is Nico Robin, but i assume you mean because it's an angel type of boss? You know.... an enemy type commonly found in dark fantasy games? Malenia was definitely not the first "lude angel" we've seen in a fantasy game lol

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@glitchu__ Or you can live in the northwest corner of Arkansas where walmart started and every single store is different

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@CrimsonMoonPM Another September release? Yikes, best of luck to you all though

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@geoffkeighley Best in a while if not the best for the entire show in general. So many games landed on my wishlist. Very few cringe moments if any and there was lots of gameplay, so my friends and I had a good time watching.

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@Caspartine1 @thomasmahler I tried fixing it multiple times. My friends with 40's struggle to hit a stable 30. The game worked after one update and then the next one broke it for me. Would love to play

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@cmdrSpencer @thomasmahler It is, others with 50 series cards have reported that they also have issues

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@Caspartine1 @thomasmahler Not just me, others with 50 series cards have reported that they cant play the game.

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@thomasmahler I have spent almost 10 hours trying to fix it myself, done every fix i could find, turns out its just No rest for the wicked that I cant play

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@thomasmahler Optimizations? I still cant play the game with a 5070ti, ryzen 9 9950X, 32GB RAM. I cant get above 9 fps on the lowest setting but can play any other game in my library at ultra settings with 60-120 stable fps depending on the game. Would love to play with friends but I can't