Austyn Allison

Semi-journalist in Bangkok. Awfully clever, with devilish good looks. Opinions are my own, or stolen from others.

[Austyn Allison @maustyn]

So I had Chat GPT make a version of the #bayeuxtapestry telling the ‘story’ of #davidfosterwallace’a #infinitejest. I have no idea why.

[Austyn Allison @maustyn]

One of the offending pouches, returned after 40 mins of insistence. Excuses included: it’s over 120cl. She doesn’t need 4 of them. It’s adult food. It’s fruit juice. You didn’t tell us it was baby food. You agreed to us taking it.
Maybe just learn your own rules and admit error?

[Austyn Allison @maustyn]

I’ve enjoyed getting my points up on @TurkishAirlines. And the lounge at Istanbul is wonderful. But it’s a shame when rude baggage staff at @igairport ruin the experience. They took all our baby’s food, leaving her hungry and screaming. Despite this on their site

[The Inbetweeners Fans @InbetweenrsFans]

Every British PM as told by The Inbetweeners

[Daniel ／ 妥仁得 @KaihatsuYT]

New favourite clip from Japanese news just dropped

[Andrew Kaczynski @KFILE]

Oh my God

[Austyn Allison @maustyn]

The community note!!

[Pete Hegseth @PeteHegseth]

💯

[Natasha Turak @NatashaTurak]

I love the Ramadan cannon but I really do think now might be a good time to put a pause on it here…

[Austyn Allison @maustyn]

The commentary in the background is so gloriously middle-class British.

[London & UK Street News @CrimeLdn]

A jewellery robbery in Richmond London this morning

( ahcomeridewithme )

[Assal Rad @AssalRad]

Turns out this is literally true.

[non aesthetic things @PicturesFoIder]

Funniest food review ever. 😂

[Red-Green Alliance @RedGreenBC]

Terrible execution. To the Nordic mind this is the most attractive, beautiful, enticing design conceivable. I bet this made thousands start smoking

[Tashy McTashface @TashP351]

Proof of delivery photo: 10/10.

[dave trott @davetrott]

Your car does 45mpg but that's a bit boring.
Is there a more powerful way of showing that?

[Austyn Allison @maustyn]

That's some hard-hitting nominative determinism right there!