Falty Savior / Parody

Illusion is the first of all pleasures. Do not get too close, you might not like what you see. (RP/21+)

[Falty Savior / Parody @FalteringSavior]

Do you remember when you joined X? I do! #MyXAnniversary

[Falty Savior / Parody @FalteringSavior]

@QueenToxin @PowersNTheAttic @MelzWithAWord @SaltyLilBeach @CaptiveLyricist @SunnieStar82 It is absolutely okay!

[Falty Savior / Parody @FalteringSavior]

Eleven years?!

[Falty Savior / Parody @FalteringSavior]

How did I miss this?

[Damon Salvatore - Parody @BlueSalvatore]

Someone should see to Elena's box.

[Falty Savior / Parody @FalteringSavior]

(Still just lying here)

[Falty Savior / Parody @FalteringSavior]

Happiest of birthdays #DDD. You were one of the cool kids and are truly missed.

[Falty Savior / Parody @FalteringSavior]

(Sleepy sleeperson)

[Falty Savior / Parody @FalteringSavior]

Still sleeping in Nawlins...

[Falty Savior / Parody @FalteringSavior]

Look @BlueSalvatore

Do you remember when you joined Twitter? I do! #MyTwitterAnniversary

[Falty Savior / Parody @FalteringSavior]

#NewProfilePic

[Falty Savior / Parody @FalteringSavior]

(Grabs @PowersNTheAttic boobs from my silent sleep table)

[Falty Savior / Parody @FalteringSavior]

@MadelenaRossi @HunckleMasonLoc @fyrstorm @house_gilbert @zimagirl9 @Gemmadh WELL SOAK MY ASS IN WHISKEY AND CALL ME A FRUITCAKE!

[Falty Savior / Parody @FalteringSavior]

She probably has fleas.

[Falty Savior / Parody @FalteringSavior]

Jesus Christ...that woman is still alive?!

[Falty Savior / Parody @FalteringSavior]

There’s a party?