Rochelle 

Reach for the stars so if you fall you land on a cloud.

[Monnie ♡ @mooniegirl_]

If my son was a part of the Cornell 7 it would be called the Cornell 6 by now.

[Boch the weird @BochSanWaHen]

honestly, the guy spends 5 books doing low level bullying and pulling pranks then suddenly hes tasked by the reincarnated soul of Adolf Hitler himself to Kill half of the people he spent his entire childhood with

what is he supposed to do

[quiinta🪬 @quiintassential]

i was coughing from smoking and i thought somebody handed me water but it was actually a mai tai cut-water

[☆ Ryōmen Spookuna ☆ @_marokiya]

This is why men being sexually attracted to you isn't a flex. They'll fuck the gas tank of a Buick in a parking lot if you leave the cap off long enough.

[chloe casanova @psychlo_]

i love pissing off my maga sister

[Kristy Tillman @KristyT]

I put on the kids' birthday party invites..."please plan to stay with your children for the duration of their time at the party"

[َ @ungodlywests]

HEY MISTER PEDOPHILE

[And In Other News.... @ItsJustKimble]

Aye man, say man….

[kira-ann (rpm era) @charrlysa]

Extremely healthy communication. I like that they specified where its coming from to try and troubleshoot solutions together

[Mike_the 🐐🇺🇸🇺🇸 @Youngm831]

He’s actually, best known for, for reading rainbow and Star Trek.

[Love from the planet Mars @oliviaknowpe]

Black family members love that friend word it’s really sad

[MJ(oker) @societysjoker]

damn someone made a great point… why would she get pregnant 475 days into an apocalypse…

[Amelia @amelia_tweetz]

We have Love Island. We have Survivor. We have The Bachelor.

Now please make a show where you put a billionaire CEO in a regular apartment, give them their lowest-paid employee’s paycheck, and tell them it has to last 30 days.

I’d watch every episode.

[Kar🇯🇲 @KarlesciaNaomi]

And that’s why big bird is mad

[cassie @gaIactafentys]

notice how the staff came out to greet her instead of having her blocked from walking in…. yeah

[jill scott heron🪐 @stillnotziora]

i see why lori left him, imagine looking at your bf and seeing your father

[big xa 🫧 @yungxenxei]

integrity checks when you was the one that needed the bread??? don’t piss me off 😭😭😭

[Real Housewife Junkie @HWjunkie1]

Don’t come for me, but this tickled the hell out of me. 😆 #EJJohnson #Rihanna #PFW #FentyBeauty @rihanna

[co-creator with God. 🥼🩺 @MaryRoseMalomo]

Gestures that make you more elegant and feminine.