Pea Tear Gryphon

Didn't Care For The Godfather

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"With great mustache, comes great responsibility" - Peter Griffin

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Chris: I never knew anyone who went crazy before. Except for my invisible friend, Col. Schwartz

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Doctor: Mr. Griffin, that isn't a growth, that's your p*nis | Peter: What about the... | Doctor: Testicles

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Lois: That doesn't make any sense | Peter: It doesn't have to. I'm beautiful!

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Peter: So if I walk through you, does that mean that we've, you know, done it? | Ghost: Geez what's with you and the gay jokes?

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Peter: People make up lies all the time. You know Vietnam? Never happened

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Randall: Quiet on the set! I'm trying to rehearse | Julie: It's okay. Randall's just getting into character | Stewie: Is he playing a dick?

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Stewie: If you cooked anymore slowly you wouldn't need an egg timer, you'd need an egg calendar. Oh that's right, I went there

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Peter: [To Lauren Conrad] So Lauren, um, whenever I'm watchin' your show... you give me wood. Where do we go from here?

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Peter: Hey you gotta start somewhere fellas. That's how you evolve. Like when the tin man found out he was gay

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Peter: Morning nice people who I still don't know your names and who mean nothing to me

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Quagmire: Who wants to play drink the beer? | Peter: Right here [drinks beer] What do I win? | Quagmire: Another beer!

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Stewie: [looking in the fridge for a drink] Soda... purple stuff... Sunny D, all right!

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Mayor West: Hey Baby. Wanna take a gander at some Adam West p*nis?

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Peter: You know how you've always wanted a real diamond engagement ring? | Lois: Oh my God! | Peter: That's right, I've bought a horse!

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Peter: Hold on Lois this is some serious parenting. I am gonna go put on my Cosby sweater [rt @w9wytaz]

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Lois: He's Jewish, Peter | Peter: Jewish like full on? Like you practice "Jewey-ism"?

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Peter: Brian, come. Hey, don't you walk out on me. Uh, I now command you to leave. Yep keep going. Yeah that's right, flip me off. Good boy

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Stewie: Mother, as first lady of the American stage Helen Hayes once said, "I'm going to kill you"

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Quagmire: [walks between two women] Sorry, I didn't mean to come between you..... or did I?