FamilyRoom DFU

I work in the Family Room at your local Apple Store and have to put up with asinine babbling on a daily basis.

[FamilyRoom DFU @FamilyRoomDFU]

@GovMikeHuckabee @MLB You’re a garbage individual.

[FamilyRoom DFU @FamilyRoomDFU]

@Apple #stop

[Apple @Apple]

Join us September 12 at 10am PT to watch the #AppleEvent live. Retweet for updates from @Apple.

[Carter Wilkerson @carterjwm]

HELP ME PLEASE. A MAN NEEDS HIS NUGGS

[FamilyRoom DFU @FamilyRoomDFU]

@AppleholicAnon iPhone 7 Plus Jet Black 256GB. Black as a backup

[ᴺᴼᵀ Jony Ive @JonyIveParody]

.@tim_cook @pschiller @cue The ability to apply the cost of renting a film in iTunes towards purchasing it if you like it. #OneMoreThing

[FamilyRoom DFU @FamilyRoomDFU]

@AppleholicAnon no trouble here

[FamilyRoom DFU @FamilyRoomDFU]

@AppleholicAnon which model was it?

[FamilyRoom DFU @FamilyRoomDFU]

@AppleholicAnon what?! Was someone wearing it?

[FamilyRoom DFU @FamilyRoomDFU]

@AppleholicAnon man we sure do know how to make a flop!

[Creative Rants @Creative_Rants]

Idgaf what topic you signed up for today. Gonna spend each One to One session discussing possible Avengers Age of Ultron plot lines

[FamilyRoom DFU @FamilyRoomDFU]

@AppleholicAnon 19% on 6 plus

[FamilyRoom DFU @FamilyRoomDFU]

@AaplExpert technically the old ones did too. They just took a fucking decade to do it.

[Red Zone Ho @AcerbicRedZone]

Guys you know what I hate?

Coffee shits.

[FamilyRoom DFU @FamilyRoomDFU]

@AppleholicAnon did we have a meeting last night? Was I just completely unaware of this?

[ᴺᴼᵀ Jony Ive @JonyIveParody]

“Wait, are you running full Norton Antivirus on a tablet?” @Microsoft @surface

[FamilyRoom DFU @FamilyRoomDFU]

That said, it seems like customers are the same everywhere.