Boris Lovehandles

the bastard child of Tim Holland and Alecia Keys.

[Boris Lovehandles @Fan007Ranger]

@CarsonGatt18 @StubHub Quit sucking your dad’s dick and man up and find the guy they sent the money to. Crying on Twitter like a Biden supporter. You probably miss sleepy joe you bitchass

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@IanKennedyCK The Fleet Fans gave her the red carpet treatment!! I had a gallon of clam chowder for her as soon as she left the airport. So excited for the season! No one will #DefeatTheFleet

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@_willcompton Is it “gay” to drink hot chocolate instead of coffee as a man in their late twenties

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@collin_ruth89 I do this with my babe but we each get a bottle of titos and the first one to finish it can grab the AR lock box keys and decide where the night goes

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@NormanObis You’re an illegal from canada now

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@USAWorker1 My top 5:
1. National anthem
2. Pledge of alliance
3. Trumps speech after killing Baghadi
4. The Bible (audiobook)
5. Hard core cumming and squirting (NSFW)

[Boris Lovehandles @Fan007Ranger]

Perry slept with Bedard’s mom #confirmed

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Detroit = Cerebral Palsy

[Brad Galli @BradGalli]

Jason Benetti said taking the Tigers job made sense, and that the city fits him.

Benetti has cerebral palsy and feels like people look at him than less than a whole person. He feels that's how people look at Detroit, too.

[Boris Lovehandles @Fan007Ranger]

@MSU_Hockey Long time and big MSU hockey fan here, and I just have to say this tweet gave me the heebie jeebies. A solid Good luck to Rod, Mac, and the Canes tonight would have sat much better. 🤝

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@boilinghotsoup I see you have been studying under our leader Andrew Tate. Never let the Matrix win you must escape!

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@mgomarley @Shon7727 @RailBourbon @Kendall_Wood_ @XaviercMiller You trying to get another free pair by cock riding them to every reply?

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Been asking my girl this for years

[Timothy Keller (1950-2023) @timkellernyc]

Why do we spend hours on the internet, but only minutes on our knees every day?

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@NormanObis Or Canisius fed vs Joes fed hockey

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Bonkkkkkk

[Warren Sharp @SharpFootball]

this Mike Mayock eval is too much 😂🤣

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Oh no! I’m gambling on my work iPad again 😈😈😈

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Doris low key has jammers on her

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I’m back to live bullets on college hoops and I missed it so much. I also woke up in the middle of the night 2x thinking about gambling so that is NOT a good sign

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@NormanObis I actually saw him in a junior preseason game wearing a player helmet and asked to not play

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Crystal and astrology girls are WAP’ing today as it’s 2/22/22. At 2:22 you’re gonna hear moaning from outer space

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My billet dad ex wife turned out to be a lesbian and I knew it the first day she ripped her Subaru Outback into the driveway a little too fast