Your Cool Uncle Joe

He/Him, professional bad guy helping other bad guys win Pro Wrestling matches (DSW, IPW, PWK, SCW), writer, lover, Argonaut.

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Coming back from a 6 month Twitter hiatus just to ask... Hey @netflix , I hope you're well... Can... Can we get a second season of #CrazyDelicious please?

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@LovelyZena *gags* yes, I remember.

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@ThatEricAlper Dio/Iron Maiden at Pine Knob (north of Detroit)

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@Neptunesalad Breakin' 3: Electric Boogalee...

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Nobody told me it was pollen bukkake day... and quite frankly I'm disappointed in the lot of you.

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@JonathanBarkan Hudsonville is exactly what you think it is too... It's an Uber conservative, big truck, flags everywhere wasteland of mediocre white people.

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@hodgman 1. 6pm
2. Dinner
3. Detroit, MI

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@LovelyZena I think Torso... But there are a handful that could take it's place. What Have You Done To Solange is notable.

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@TheJimCornette It's not for me to say they were right or wrong in the situation... But I understand. Most road trips on the way home, McDonald's is the only thing open... And I need a goddamn double cheeseburger.

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@pattyghould The guy who played Michael Myers in the first Halloween film directed Major Payne.

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@LanceStorm I bet in the back he asked him for 25-30 bucks for the match... 8x10 is extra.

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@ThatEricAlper The lady in Van Halens' Hot For Teacher video.

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@Reverend_Scott I mean... You could easily be looking at 34... Maybe even 35 Cheerios, my dude.

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@Dnellicious I feel you on this. I have both Harry Potter and Buffy tats... And then...

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No single line in the history of our great sport has popped me bigger than "one night, then I quit the business for 18 years". Thank you, @tonyschiavone24

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@ghostgarbage Meet every wrestling fan I've ever desperately tried to get out of a conversation with.

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@_nolanedward I popped big time for "poopsie daisy!".

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@Dnellicious 1. Split Second (1992)
2. Event Horizon
3. Aliens
4. Killer Klowns from Outer Space
5. Mad Max: Fury Road

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@LayedBakDFR Detroit, Michigan

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Can you imagine being this naive... NOW? Sure, in 1985... But, NOW?