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Fuck that stupid bald twat of a gaffer, couldn't manage a kids birthday party - Karen

This shocking statement may turn out to be true after the gaffer is still yet to turn up to our first session since reaching division 1. Could the newfound success be making him complacent?

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With a shocking twist of events, Pidgeons newly signed contract is being hovered over the shredder after he has yet to give a status update on his supposed debut session

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We are over the moon to introduce our new signing Pidgeons, who has been brought through the youth academy. It's brilliant to know that through large dramas and potential racism, Pidgeos hasn't failed to keep a cool head and we believe he'll be a great addition to the Pinters

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@UtahMalecki It’s div 1 or nothing this year💙

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@FitReporterKaz1 @UtahMalecki The club stands with the captain

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Last night wasn't too shabby. UTFP 🍻 @FancyAPintFC @FancyAPintNews

-Karen, Club Captain.

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Its come to our attention that our captain @FitReporterKaz1 only has 3 months remaining on her current contract. We will make sure to sort this out at Karen is a very influential player but she has had interest from other clubs.

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His contract was being hovered over the shredder in recent meetings, he needs a miracle at this point

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🚨BREAKING NEWS🚨

@paul_midget IS A 🐍

🚨THERE WAS NO WARNING, NO NOTICE🚨

🚨THE PINTERS WILL GET TO DIV 2 WITHOUT THE PLAYER🚨

UTP💙

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We have received an official club statement from Paul Midge after he was spotted drinking from the bottle last night:

“It was a disgusting mistake, I planned to have a cheeky one before the game and it got out of hand. I���m sure the lads will form their own idea of justice”

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Squad lineup for tonight’s games:

Paul Midge
Troy
Shelvey
Karen (C)
Hirving Martinez
JacksFit
Caravan Gran

The whereabouts of Utah Malecki are still unknown, it is believed he may be in talks with Simple Simons club KeepItSimple FC

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🚨BREAKING🚨PAUL MIDGE HAS BEEN SPOTTED SNORTING AN UNNAMED ‘’WHITE POWDER’’ OUTSIDE A NIGHTCLUB IN NORWICH JUST A FEW HOURS BEFORE KICK OFF.

UPDATES WILL FOLLOW.

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🚨BREAKING NEWS🚨

🚨THE PINTERS HAVE BEEN PROMOTED TO DIV 3🚨

2 great wins back to back secure the promotion for the side destined for division 1.

In a post promotion press conference, the @FancyAPintFC captain @FitReporterKaz1 had this to say: "3 words, ALL THE WAY"

UTP💙

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@FancyAPintNews The club don’t support Utahs decision and it will be taken into account during the pinters dor ceremony

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Welcome to the official FancyAPint News account. This is where any updates, news, and stories about the players, games, and promotions will be posted. Follow this account so you don't miss out on crucial news on the biggest club in the world.

UTP💙

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He fancies a go at being strike partners again with club legend Shelvey Baldi, but is he too far gone to the point of no return? People are unsure about his commitment as his future at the club remains uncertain

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Club Statement: Paul Midget has been found rigging the boiler room with explosives! After being caught by the gaffer and having an emotional conversation he’s revealed he hates being a defender and it’s ruined his mental health. (Thread)

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@Shelvey_baldi Bald headed twat

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@Moe3Lester The club misses you, waiting a year for a new gen is woeful

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@DDubios78 Couldn’t do it in England so had to move to the inferior league, France can have you prat