Karen The Fit Reporter

Midfield Maestro, Tahiti's Own, The looker of @FancyAPintFC. Club Captain.

[Karen The Fit Reporter @FitReporterKaz1]

@UtahMalecki @Shelvey_baldi HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
-Karen, Club Captain

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@UtahMalecki Bout as sharp as a spatula.
-Karen, Club Captain

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Played 3, Won 3. I'll take my @ballondor when you're ready.
-Karen, Club Captain.

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@UtahMalecki @FancyAPintFC You don't have to return if you don't want to.

-Karen, Club Captain.

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This club might just push me over the edge.

-Karen, Soon to be hanging from a tree.

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Last night wasn't too shabby. UTFP 🍻 @FancyAPintFC @FancyAPintNews

-Karen, Club Captain.

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@FancyAPintNews NEVER BEEN PROUDER!

-Karen, Club Captain.

[Karen The Fit Reporter @FitReporterKaz1]

@FancyAPintFC From a fan perspective I feel she's a very influential player and is the only one who actually knows what they are doing in that locker room. Give her what she wants. Helps she's pretty good looking too.

-Karen, Club Captain.

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FUCK THAT STUPID BELARUSIAN TWAT. HOPE HIS COUNTRY GETS BLOWN TO BITS.

-Karen, Club Captain.

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@FancyAPintFC Probably lost a table in the process.

-Karen, Club Captain.

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@FancyAPintNews Don't know what's worse his game on the pitch or off it.

-Karen, Club Captain

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@UtahMalecki Hope you get ran over by a tank 👍🏻

-Karen, Club Captain.

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@Shelvey_baldi 3 words:

Fat Stinking Gimp.

-Karen, Club Captain.

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We've got some new Belarusian bloke in our team and he fucking stinks. His performances have been shite as well.

-Karen, Club Captain.

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@Shelvey_baldi Jump into the Mediterranean.

-Karen, Club Captain.

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@DDubios78 France is full of baguette eating nonces. Escargot wankers.

-Karen, Club Captain

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I SWEAR TO GOD IF ANYMORE PEOPLE JOIN THIS PISSING CLUB I MIGHT JUST JUMP INTO THE RED SEA. HALF OF THEM ARE ONE TRICK FUCKING PONIES AND THEIR TRICK IS SHITTING IN A FIELD.

-Karen, Club Captain

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@Shelvey_baldi Generational.

Karen, Club Captain.

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@Rory_Talks_Ball You are a fully grown adult mate, it's not that deep. 👍🏻

-Karen

[Karen The Fit Reporter @FitReporterKaz1]

@chipikuu I'm alright thanks love.

-Karen