When you need a smoke so bad you’re willing to risk a full facial reconstruction. 🚬🔥
Proof that nicotine cravings will literally make you risk your entire life.
Sofía Vergara wore a custom Celia Kritharioti gown to the LACMA Art+Film Gala in Los Angeles on November 7.
Styled by Laura Basci, the strapless black lace dress featured a plunging sweetheart neckline, a structured corset and a nude base that created a sheer illusion, finished with a small train.
She accessorized with pink-and-nude chandelier earrings shaped like interlocking diamond discs, gold rings and a Lorraine Schwartz evil-eye bracelet. Glossy waves, defined eyes and dusty rose lipstick completed her signature red-carpet look.
Vergara later shared playful Instagram photos posing in a bathtub with her dog, Amore, while still wearing the gown.
Because Zach Cregger said test audiences thought the movie was ‘too funny,’ so he stripped out as much of the jokes as possible—and he doesn’t miss a single one.
#ResidentEvil
My Girlfriend’s Sister Stayed With Us for Two Weeks. Then She Asked Me to Keep a Secret.
My girlfriend’s younger sister, Brooke, stayed at our apartment after breaking up with her boyfriend.
She’s 27, so it wasn’t like we had to babysit her. She just needed somewhere to stay until she found a place.
One night, my girlfriend was working late, and Brooke asked if I could help assemble a dresser she’d ordered.
We spent almost two hours on that thing.
At some point, she laughed and said, “I see why my sister keeps you around.”
I said, “Because I can read IKEA instructions?”
My date secretly replaced my emergency contraceptive with aspirin, not knowing i work in a pharmacy.
I met a guy on Tinder, and after chatting for four days, we arranged our first date. I work as a pharmacy technician, while he works night shifts at a warehouse.
Our first date went amazingly well. He was charming, respectful, and easy to talk to. A few days later, he invited me to his roommate’s small birthday gathering. Everyone was friendly, and we spent the evening drinking, playing games, and singing karaoke.
When the party ended, he suggested I spend the night. We eventually became intimate and used protection.
However, before putting on the condom, he disappeared into the bathroom for about two minutes. I didn’t think much of it at the time.
Nurse: “Excuse me, are you Daniel’s wife?”
Me: “Yes. Is everything okay?”
Nurse: “I think you should speak to another patient here. She says she knows your husband.”
I was at the hospital because my husband had been admitted after a minor car accident.
While waiting for his test results, a woman approached me.
Her name was Grace.
Grace: “I’m sorry to approach you like this, but I think you deserve to know the truth.”
Me: “What truth?”
She showed me a photograph of Daniel holding a newborn baby.
Grace: “This is my daughter. Daniel is her father.”
I stared at the picture.
Me: “When was this taken?”
Grace: “Four months ago.”
My husband and I had been married for nine years.
Me: “Are you saying he has another child?”
Grace: “Yes. We were involved for almost two years.”
She explained that they had met through a business arrangement. Daniel had helped her establish a small catering company, and their professional relationship eventually became romantic.
Me: “Did he know you were pregnant?”
Grace: “Yes. He attended the hospital appointment. He even paid part of the delivery bill.”
I couldn’t speak.
Me: “Does he visit the baby?”
Grace: “When he can. He tells me he travels for work.”
I looked toward the hospital room where my husband was recovering.
Me: “Does he tell you he’s married?”
I let my boss’s wife sùck me in the office bathroom during lunch.
She came to drop his lunch. He was stuck in a meeting. She found me by the sink washing my hands and locked the door behind her.
“He’s still in there,” she said.
“I know.”
She didn’t waste time. She dropped to her knees, opened my belt, and sùcked me right there. Slow at first, then deeper, eyes up, hand working what she couldn’t fit. I held the sink and tried not to make a sound. Her husband’s voice was still going in the conference room down the hall
When I entered, he was alone, sitting behind his desk.
“Your boss isn't around,” he said with a strange smile.
“I know. She sent me to drop these documents.”
He stood up, locked the office door and moved closer.
I immediately sensed something wasn't right.
“Don't tell my wife I was here with you,” he whispered.
Before I could respond, someone knocked loudly on the door.
It was my boss.
But what happened next was something neither of us expected. She wasn't alone.
The biggest shock was yet to come...