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Lawyer. #Flames fan. #51 on People magazine's 50 most beautiful people list. 6’3” and heavy as a full grown harp seal or two human adults.

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I am a big city lawyer heading home to my family’s ranch for a small town wedding and I can only assume I am about to learn the true meaning of Christmas

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On the one hand I don’t trust Sam Altman. On the other hand Elon Musk hates him

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

Sam Altman is Little Finger

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@cmcalgary @BrentButt We go to Brent’s political views live

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@BrentButt If you have been cut in half by Brent Butt’s political views, you may be entitled to monetary compensation

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@Noel_YYC When she said “our civil liberties and freedoms” she didn’t mean yours or mine

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@ByronMBader Yea, just when I think I’m out… nope, I’m never out

[WWE @WWE]

Johnny Gaudreau Forever ❤️💛🤍

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Uh, #PWHL Ottawa Charge, can the #nhlflames fans talk a moment about your logo

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@dieworkwear Really inviting all the Southwest Vampires to vanity post here

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@nuckingaround

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@ItsMattsLaw

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@griffschiller No way this beats Real Steel

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@confusionm8trix Dril had grown so rich, he wanted to retire. He told me his secret. 'I am not Dril' he said. 'My name is Ryan; I inherited this shitpost account from the previous Dril. The man I inherited it from is not the real Dril either. His name was Cummerbund.

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@StanfordJer Are you enjoying the Calgary Stampede Industrial Complex?

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@RyanNPike Thank you! Love this work.

Am I right in thinking Calgary’s best chance of having the most high picks is if everything defers to 2026 where the picks aren’t top 10 protected?

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@capsinfour REVENGE

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@hitthepost Library museum. You know the one about the history of libraries.

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Conroy makes good trades because all the other GMs want him to like them

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@TonyRouge Or to move up?

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@nitwitschool Button was pushing for Toronto to try to take him

[Matthew Tkachuk @TKACHUKycheese_]

Stanley Cup Champions!