Any leagues still have outstanding fantasy punishments? 😂
This guy finished 10th and had to go trick-or-treating in June until he got 10 pieces of candy. 🍬
That’s commitment to league rules.
#FantasyHockey#CommissionerLife
Things most Americans agree on:
Groceries cost too much.
Tariffs suck and make no sense.
Congress and Presidents shouldn’t trade stocks.
The debt is a mess.
The border should be secure, but legal immigration is good.
Endless wars are stupid, especially ones that nobody wants and have never been explained.
Americans are exhausted.
AI is like my new best friend that also might be trying to take my job, my ability to think for myself, and my humanity in the process. Yo like I love you, but WTF, but I still love you.
Diversity is actually awesome! The opposite is boring AF.
Canadians are super fucking cool.
Mexicans are chill.
Putin isn’t a good guy looking out for America’s best interest. Rocky IV and Miracle are great movies.
Good neighbors are a blessing.
Freedom of religion and coexistence without having to blow each other up is probably a good idea.
We all question, are we alone in the universe?
We all fuck up along the way.
Epstein didn’t hang himself.
The Trumps and Epstein were best friends for decades. It’s like Bert trying to tell us Ernie was just an acquaintance in the same social scene on Sesame Street back in the day.
The Cowboys suck. Go Birds!
Things we’re told to fight about:
Me.
Laptop.
Vaccines.
Transgenders in sports.
Pronouns.
That’s the joke.
That stupid orange fuck is on social media all night and is sleeping in front of the cameras during the day. I’m not complaining, unconscious Trump is better but if you uttered the phrase Sleepy Joe and have nothing to say now, go fuck yourself.
“As usual, I’m the easy target, but I think everyone can admit there should’ve been some plays made behind me. I can’t do it all myself.”
Jeff Hoffman dodges accountability after his rough outing this afternoon, costing his team yet another game.
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With Vegas advancing to the Stanley Cup Final, their pick, which belongs to #Flames via Noah Hanifin trade, will be 30th overall if they lose and 31st overall if they win.
If they win, the 2028 2nd-round pick VGK owes CGY as part of the Andersson trade becomes a 1st-rounder.