Jake Madison

THE Fantasy Pirate in the 2021 ACI. When I'm not plundering the waiver wire, I work at an environmental lab making the world a better place.

[Jake Madison @FantasyPirate]

@Fantasy_Guru Mac and cheese is the anti-gurite of the food world. (2nd only to burnt non-rye toast)

[Jake Madison @FantasyPirate]

@SiriusXMFantasy @Fantasy_Guru @caplannfl @timmymr @HeyRobPhoenix Drafting kale and lumpia is a request to walk the plank

[Jake Madison @FantasyPirate]

@Fantasy_Guru was just having a bit of fun mate

[Jake Madison @FantasyPirate]

@Fantasy_Guru I thought it was the perfect choice, since poor Alvin will have to Sit Down this weekend.

[Jake Madison @FantasyPirate]

Going up against Kamara in #TheACI this week. Time another first rounder to bite the dust. Am I too hARRRRsh @Fantasy_Guru ?

[Jake Madison @FantasyPirate]

@biker1881 @timmymr Things looking bleak--playing vs the Kamara owner this week, and BAM

https://t.co/n3rZtwTFzV

[Adam Schefter @AdamSchefter]

Saints ruled out RB Alvin Kamara for Sunday’s game against the Titans due to a knee injury.

[Jake Madison @FantasyPirate]

@timmymr #Sorry

[Jake Madison @FantasyPirate]

@Fantasy_Guru @TheDiamondMike @caplannfl A pirate never backs down from a challenge

[Jake Madison @FantasyPirate]

Facing off against Mr. C in #TheAci this week and got bulletin board material:

“I don’t know how good his team is”
- Mr. C.

The pirate code demanded a response @Fantasy_Guru

[Jake Madison @FantasyPirate]

@Fantasy_Guru this is all part of the plan. We are not above hexing our own players when they underperform. That's right, I said it--our team just got better. Have fun in Davy Jones' locker, Bobby. #PiratesCode

[Adam Schefter @AdamSchefter]

Packers' TE Robert Tonyan's agent, @jackbechta, confirmed that his client tore his ACL last night.

[Jake Madison @FantasyPirate]

@Fantasy_Guru @elmattador3976 Awwww, that’s a shame. The always reliable D-hop had a hammy. I wonder how that happened.

[Jake Madison @FantasyPirate]

@Fantasy_Guru @FantasyQueenB @PaulKellyTweets @caplannfl Aye. I’m making my team run three-a-days all week for losing to Eli Moore and Jalen Reagor off the scrap heap. That was some wicked Guru voodoo.

[Jake Madison @FantasyPirate]

I've got the costume narrowed down to three ideas. Which one is best?
Sir Paul McKraken
Captain Adam "Rattlebones" Renshaw
Admiral John Silvertongue
@PaulKellyTweets @caplannfl @Fantasy_Guru

[BonnieFF @FantasyQueenB]

@FantasyPirate What are you going to be for Halloween?

[Jake Madison @FantasyPirate]

@FantasyQueenB @PaulKellyTweets @caplannfl @Fantasy_Guru Actually he gave me the black eye in our matchup two weeks ago

[Jake Madison @FantasyPirate]

@Fantasy_Guru Yes but the orange juice not tasting so great after yesterday’s bed crapping

[Jake Madison @FantasyPirate]

Need 24 points tonight from Lockett and Seahawks D to avoid scurvy and pull out a victory over @Fantasy_Guru. Gonna be close. Hoping Mr. Pick-6 can help us out! Throwing to his own team is HARRRRRRRRD!

[Jake Madison @FantasyPirate]

@Fantasy_Guru That's too bad about AB @Fantasy_Guru. I wonder what happened to him . . .

[Jake Madison @FantasyPirate]

@Fantasy_Guru #sorry

[Jake Madison @FantasyPirate]

@Fantasy_Guru If it’s wrong to actively root for player injury then I am guilty!

I am putting a pirate’s curse on these players! Why? Because it helps my team! Screw the fantasy gods! ACLs be damned! #Arrrrrrrrrr

[Jake Madison @FantasyPirate]

@timmymr @Fantasy_Guru Jeal-ousy, turning saints into the sea
Swimming through sick lullabies, choking on your alibis
But it's just the price I pay, destiny is calling me
Open up my eager eyes, 'cause I'm Mr. Brightwell

[Jake Madison @FantasyPirate]

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