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[Luke Miani @LukeMiani]

> save $15M a year by cutting a screwworm monitoring program

> screwworm outbreak almost immediately

> $1B to combat it

Government efficiency

[Fitz @FitzGSN_]

Jalen Brunson

[davey @jerseyh0mo]

The United States doesn’t even believe teeth should be part of a health plan lmao

[ClamFan @Clam_Fan]

A lady golfer is finishing her round and sees the club pro hanging out on the patio as she walks up from the 18th green to the clubhouse.

The pro asks, “How did you do today?”

“Not bad,” the woman replies, “but I got stung by a bee!”

“Where did it sting you?” asks the pro.

She replies, “Between the 1st and 2nd hole.”

The pro replies, “Sounds like your stance might be too wide.”

(I think this may have been an old Norm Macdonald joke, but I first heard it on a golf course.)

[Aidan LaPorta @AidanLaPorta69]

Sixers win a generational draft lottery and the dude is a professional fisherman before 30 years old. Most Sixers thing ever 😭

[Kirk Goldsberry @kirkgoldsberry]

@ShamsCharania Are American Superstars Washed? This is 8 straight international MVP's. Americans won 59 of the first 63.

[illuminatibot @iluminatibot]

Millionaire: Makes $20m in 2026

Millionaire: Hires "artist" to make "art" for $25k

Artist: Puts one streak on canvas

Millionaire: Thanks artist and has art appraised by an appraiser in his same circle of friends

Appraiser: Values artwork at $20m

Millionaire: Donates $20m artwork to
museum to get $20m tax write off

Millionaire: Pays no taxes in 2026

Me at museum: This is stupid, it's
just a line on a canvas

Hipster next to me: No, you just don't understand it because you're uncultured."

[Spain 🇨🇦 @spainpnr]

Loser crying about Embiid fouls on his daughter birthday

[John O'Connell @jacko2323]

The Red Sox stink. The Bruins are eliminated. The Celtics are eliminated. The Patriots lost the Super Bowl and their coach is mired in scandal. Is our long Boston nightmare over?

[Raheem J. Kassam @RaheemKassam]

We can’t let this happen. Mostly because it increases the likelihood of Spirit customers being on the airlines I fly.

[rob @avoidphillly]

What if Embiids appendix was what was actually cursed...

And it's gone now...

[Life of a Philly Fan @PhillyFanLife]

Sorry brother

[RB @RBPhillyTake]

Nikola Jokic just lost to the Wolves without Edwards, DiVincenzo, & Dosunmu.

Could you imagine what they’d be saying if this was Joel Embiid?

[YoCliff @CliffNotez_]

I’m sorry what!?

[PotatoMcWhiskey @PotatoMcWhiskey]

If OnlyFans had existed in 1999 this woman could have bought Amazon

[Hater Report @HaterReport]

LeBron and LeBron and
Bronny in 2006 Bronny in 2026

[Stephen L. Miller @redsteeze]

Now we wait 3 Days.

[PokeNation @Big12Pokes]

Having this much money and going to Coachella over the Masters is all I need to know

[CHA$E @jehovahsflyest]

Dudes will have the worst day of their lives and just keep sending memes to the homies like nothing happened

[CBain @cbain100]

Paul George took an antidepressant
Zhaire Smith ate a sesame seed
Markelle forgot how to shoot
Ben forgot he’s 6’10
Bynum went bowling
Okafor kept punching fans

No wonder Furkan requested a trade 4 times