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the L stands for Value

[madwit @FarisPrance]

@crumbl can I get a redo plz

[madwit @FarisPrance]

Junior Asparagus is Bart Simpson for Christians

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really struck gold when they thought of this one. I have never wanted to buy a firework more.

[River Page @river_is_nice]

Larry David ass law

[:P @supermonkeynuts]

i cant stand his stupid fucking face

[Berwyn Choobs @sabatonfan69]

Wtf was Elton John on about when he goes

If I was a sculptor… heh. But then again, no.

[madwit @FarisPrance]

@kanyewest

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I was her in a past life

[Today In History @historigins]

9. A woman beating milk to make butter while reading a book, 1897.

[madwit @FarisPrance]

@SandSteelCotton @Brick_Suit @CollinRugg Getting a DUI isn’t a good step in that direction

[madwit @FarisPrance]

@Fallout My favorite fallout memory is the first time I got a perfectly preserved pie 😊

[madwit @FarisPrance]

Why did Miss Hannigan get to ride an elephant at Annie’s carnival literally the day after assisting in her kidnapping and attempted murder?

[madwit @FarisPrance]

JK Rowling has done a lot of bad things but the worst among them was making Dumbledor’s middle name Brian

[madwit @FarisPrance]

Does anyone else ever feel like this b

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Claire Dunphy would’ve loved grocery pickup

[madwit @FarisPrance]

#XboxWonkaSweepstakes

I redownloaded this app just to participate in this contest. This would literally add meaning to my life

[XBOX @XBOX]

Now that looks delicious 🤤

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[madwit @FarisPrance]

How could I be so foolish

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Gene Wilder WILL live forever

[madwit @FarisPrance]

@StibsVfl @swiftoursonggg Same 😏

[Jessica Burbank @JessicaLBurbank]

you cannot call him sleepy joe AND be mad he has cocaine. do you want him up or not