Farkas For Mayor (and now out of a job) Parody

Always putting myself first and before Calgarians. Mayor is the next step towards my political ambitions to be better than others and rule them all. Parody.

[Farkas For Mayor (and now out of a job) Parody @FarkasForMayor]

I'd like to say thanks tonight to everyone that helped spread the fark over the past mine months. Our job was not to favour a different candidate but instead to expose what a Farkas mayor would look like. And I think we all achieved that. Be proud of yourselves.

[Farkas For Mayor (and now out of a job) Parody @FarkasForMayor]

EXACTLY! This is why I didn't support lower speed limits (and also because my voters told me they didn't want it). And taxpayers will be paying for all those new speed limit signs for years to come.

[Farkas For Mayor (and now out of a job) Parody @FarkasForMayor]

Oh, man... I hope she does me next. Or, @Parody_Pierre.

[Farkas For Mayor (and now out of a job) Parody @FarkasForMayor]

No comment.

[SAVE Public UnCalgary Common Sensible Art Lanes @uncalgary]

@kourtpenner Maybe the strategy for Calgary Elbow is a return of Jeromy Farkas #ableg #abpoli #yyc #CareerPolitician

[Daniele Smith (leading AB into the ground) PARODY @DanieleSmithAB]

Ha ha, because not all Canadians are as smart as you think... *cough* Albertans *cough*

[Farkas For Mayor (and now out of a job) Parody @FarkasForMayor]

@cmcalgary @RachelNotley No way. The future for Albertans is scorched earth lead by the great @DanieleSmithAB, with a side of @Parody_Pierre.

[Farkas For Mayor (and now out of a job) Parody @FarkasForMayor]

Congratulations to @DanieleSmithAB on becoming the next Premier of Alberta. I hope the ride is as wild as my attempt to climb up the political ladder.

[Farkas For Mayor (and now out of a job) Parody @FarkasForMayor]

@wyatt_claypool In the same way that I asked the citizens of my ward how I should vote on the issues, I asked them what I should drink. Who am I to argue with their choice of Coke Zero? And my only regret is that I didn't get more coverage of this solo walk; there's an election coming up!

[Farkas For Mayor (and now out of a job) Parody @FarkasForMayor]

800+ people have attempted to walk the entire Pacific Coast Trail this year. But I'm the only one that @CBCNews has interviewed. Politician PRO-TIP: If you want to keep yourself in the public eye, just attach yourself to a charity and raise some money. 🙄
https://t.co/DYhWtJtkEL

[Farkas For Mayor (and now out of a job) Parody @FarkasForMayor]

People are still talking about me; there's hope yet!
https://t.co/0hOERben1O

[Farkas For Mayor (and now out of a job) Parody @FarkasForMayor]

@callmechris316 @AlbertaOtoole No way. That's far too expensive. It's much cheaper to just complain about it on the Twitters instead.

[Farkas For Mayor (and now out of a job) Parody @FarkasForMayor]

We should team up; your level of sensationalism is top shelf (like me)! This was a news item six months ago in May and the author of the tweet has picked some quotes out of context. This is 100% my jam.

[Theo Fleury @TheoFleury14]

Here ya go calling all lawyers in Canada 🇨🇦 Let’s Go!!!!

[Farkas For Mayor (and now out of a job) Parody @FarkasForMayor]

What about me? Am I Senate-Elect? If so, that is awesome! I'm so jacked!

[SAVE Public UnCalgary Common Sensible Art Lanes @uncalgary]

@GregGinYYC @Barootes I'm also a Senate-Elect. We all are

[Farkas For Mayor (and now out of a job) Parody @FarkasForMayor]

This is so my jam. Only I followed this mantra for the better part of four years.

[Farkas For Mayor (and now out of a job) Parody @FarkasForMayor]

Don't you love how I am blaming my inability to "balance the budget" on the evil unions? And that I preached fiscal responsibility throughout the entire campaign and yet spent money I didn't have? And not just a little bit of overspending but a lot?

[CarolynKrahn (she/her) @Krahn4Ward11YYC]

Can someone clarify this for me? How does a campaign need money to pay their volunteers back? And before the disclosure docs are released. @CBCScott @klaszus #yyccc @JeromyYYC

[Farkas For Mayor (and now out of a job) Parody @FarkasForMayor]

@BradJon14863580 You might want to adjust the bot settings; you obviously don't understand the context here.

[Farkas For Mayor (and now out of a job) Parody @FarkasForMayor]

I'd like to say thanks tonight to everyone that helped spread the fark over the past mine months. Our job was not to favour a different candidate but instead to expose what a Farkas mayor would look like. And I think we all achieved that. Be proud of yourselves.

[Farkas For Mayor (and now out of a job) Parody @FarkasForMayor]

I'll be autographing lawn signs for anyone that wants one as a fundraiser for my next project.

[Giant Blüe Ring 🍁 @GiantBlueRing]

I'm quite pleased all the blue Farkas signs will be gone ASAP... #ChangeStartsNow

[Farkas For Mayor (and now out of a job) Parody @FarkasForMayor]

@a_cold_boy I'm actually not that "open"... 90% of my supporters actually have no idea.

[Farkas For Mayor (and now out of a job) Parody @FarkasForMayor]

@Crackmacs

[Farkas For Mayor (and now out of a job) Parody @FarkasForMayor]

Of course, I meant nine months. Or maybe I meant the months were mine. Either way, you are all owed thanks.