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I Ken do anything because I am Kenough | Chicago really is the Windy City | He/Him

[HLVRλI Quotes Robot @hlvraiquotesbot]

Here I come Gordon! aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa aaaa aaaaaaaaa

[HLVRλI Quotes Robot @hlvraiquotesbot]

He can't keep getting away with it!

[HLVRλI Quotes Robot @hlvraiquotesbot]

I'm gonna go in with the crowbar, I'm gonna give it a few smacks, I'm gonna jump out of the hole. Okay?

[HLVRλI Quotes Robot @hlvraiquotesbot]

Look out Gordon! Hotted BOOBS up ahead! TITS, big ones!

[Sarah Ironside 💙 @SarahIronside6]

I am going to need all the anti vaxxer, MAHA mommies to weigh in on why this is somehow fine, but the MMR vaccine is not.

[Chef @FarmToTableKale]

Need HL2VRAI part 3 sooo bad!

[Chef @FarmToTableKale]

@squidkidsid I get this way very often…

[Chef @FarmToTableKale]

@squidkidsid Lmao did he expect you to ask for permission?!

[HLVRλI Quotes Robot @hlvraiquotesbot]

Hello, Gordon!

[Banana Farm 🍌 @BananaFarmBTD]

:(

[HLVRλI Quotes Robot @hlvraiquotesbot]

I had a wife, but they took her in the divorce!

[Purrs 🏴 @NewPerspectives]

It’s legally impossible to defend yourself against a cop, on or off duty. You will be killed or charged and imprisoned if you survive, the cop will face no consequences and they can effectively kill whoever they want.

[HLVRλI Quotes Robot @hlvraiquotesbot]

I don't think I brought a rope long enough to get- Hello Gordon!

[Chef @FarmToTableKale]

Here’s to hoping I can stick to it and try to rekindle a desire to share with people more. As well as reconnect with anyone who wants to reconnect.

[Chef @FarmToTableKale]

I really don’t tweet much or use social media often anymore. But I want to. I just always have a mental block that people will think negatively of me if they read my tweets. I think I fell off from it because I had so much more fun reading others tweets vs writing them.

[Chef @FarmToTableKale]

Eventually I noticed I stopped posting anything and I figured it wasn’t a big deal. But honestly I feel like it has slowly caused me to lose touch with so many people and I should’ve realized sooner that I need to have more of a active presence if I don’t want to fade out.

[Chef @FarmToTableKale]

@mathewsmarz Forever booger

[Chef @FarmToTableKale]

I want to study bird song

[Pedro Stolf @p_stolf]

One of my favorite images from the Internet

[militant @alasiye7e]

PSA to all cinephiles: if you really love cinema, you should donate to this organization https://t.co/GruMPuBTzM