chris is gay and tired

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[chris is gay and tired @Farm_butch]

Whenever I answer "how are you doing" with anything along the lines of "it's goin" "still kickin" "I'm here" that's code for I'm very sad every time I have a minute to actually register my emotions but luckily that's not too often

[vibe instructor✌🏾🐝 @Vanessa_ABee]

three out of four attacked the consumer financial protection bureau in their rogan interview! probably a coincidence!

[anastasia ♀️ @aletheia327]

Ballet is literally a mechanism through which young girls are conditioned to aspire to almost impossible beauty standards, sexualized from a young age as a fetishized ideal, basically taught to view themselves primarily as an object (art) to be presented to the general public.

[Domo Julio @DapperDomo]

We’re about to see 40 years of social progress that was fought, scratched, scraped, and crawled for rolled back over the next 4 years because a decent amount of the general public didn’t believe the progress actually happened to begin with.

[duncan b-梁 🦦🇵🇸 @dunksdeux]

upton sinclair: working conditions in chicago abbatoirs are so unsafe that many immigrant labourers have lost a finger or hand to their machinery

americans: ewwww there’s fucking polack finger in my beef???

[Arlen Parsa @arlenparsa]

One of the proposed new Illinois flag designs, out of thousands submitted

[conniving eunuch @1BBGGGUU]

classics ba here. it’s called the odyssey because it’s about all the odd stuff he seed

[Haus of Decline @hausofdecline]

The best thing for my mental health was stopping my instinct toward judgement. The less I passed judgement on others the less I feared they were doing the same to me. My general paranoia went way down as a result. This sucks because passing judgement on other is extremely fun.

[david ! @dropoutwhore]

“you’ll be visited by three spirits”

the three spirits:

[broti gupta @BrotiGupta]

a STEM graduate? you mean a flower?:)

[p @yangcuddygf]

the people yearn for lily gladstone in lesbian brokeback mountain

[Hipólita of the Lily Tribe 🏳️‍⚧️ 🇦🇷☭ @its_hipolita]

"Knight" is a lesbian gender because it encompasses a devotion to service, insane self-imposed limitations, a societally awkward relationship to sex, martyrdom as a guiding principle and a cool sword.

[union person @CantEverDie]

it’s wild how much of rightwing discourse and infighting are based around things that aren’t happening

[seasters jones. @seastersjones]

This is fun because it was an airline CEO who decided Covid health policy

[royse @Roysenotes]

This is so real

[meghan @deloisivete]

7yo: who's that

me: that's Jesus' mom Mary

7yo: oh yeah Mary Christmas

me:

7yo: that's their last name

[Ryan🌲 @ryardave]

Literally something he had thought of as a child. He grew up, got educated, cracked otherworldly technology, and thought “sweet. I can finally make my laser hammer real”

[union person @CantEverDie]

it’s rare you get to see why “being one of the good ones” doesn’t appease fascists in real time like this

[Ken Klippenstein @kenklippenstein]

Evergreen