FarmX

daily farm gossip, in these tweets
*from your favorite hen* 🐔🫖 kids call me milkshake (not that chick on onlyfeathers)

[FarmX @Farmxtweets]

@asherrkiinee I need $700 for my coop. We’re out of feed, insurances are about to be canceled, and rent is behind. Any amount helps. https://t.co/ZgQVWX5fZA

[FarmX @Farmxtweets]

@DromasGamerHD I need $900 for my coop. We’re out of feed, farm rent is backed up, and my human needs medical therapies to improve her health so she can work full time again 🫶 https://t.co/ZgQVWX5fZA @eo_ditty any amount helps

[FarmX @Farmxtweets]

On brand https://t.co/eBIUChAapx

[FarmX @Farmxtweets]

I said a little prayer for our dearly departed deer friend who became roadkill in WillCo 😢🦌🪽🪦 Our vulture comrades helped return her body to the Earth. May her spirit run free. We are all just passers by in this place. #Easter #OnTheFarm #ReBirth #Nature #Cycles #Grief

[FarmX @Farmxtweets]

#onbrand #farmx #inthesetweets 🐓💨 @farmxtweets for more barn burning #country content 🔥🚜 fresh off the farm

[FarmX @Farmxtweets]

Inspiration for these was obviously me, but these amazing boots & video are by @inspiringdesnet ��️📩💘 follow them & me for more @Farmxtweets

[FarmX @Farmxtweets]

What in tarnation? The answer is obviously YES. CIUcK yEaH 🔥🤪💥🐓🤠You should. #chicken #boots by @inspiringdesnet, #country chirps by your milkshake @Farmxtweets 💅🏼🍗

[FarmX @Farmxtweets]

“Do you think my sister’s pretty?” Rate her 1-5 pecks. She’s a huge fan of Mia Goth & hiding from everyone #hens #gothchicken #farmxtweets you can’t find her #onlyfeathers 🤫

[FarmX @Farmxtweets]

I’ll let y’all know if he passes by this way again. These two roosters want after his sorry corpse too. Follow @farmxtweets for more 🫡

[FarmX @Farmxtweets]

Daily briefings, from the coop. Today I saw a runaway buzzard, squawking sadly (like me, a little chicken, imagine that!)

Poor bastard was escaping, cowering along my fence line, after his friends beat him up. I chuckled & cheered him on. #inthesefields

[FarmX @Farmxtweets]

And ladies you won’t believe me, but he had NO tailfeathers left. He’d been PLUCKED! By his own committee.